The Stages of the MFP Man

_Waffle_
_Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
edited March 2 in Chit-Chat
Stage 1: New account. My wife made me sign up for this.

Stage 2: Post in the Pass, Gas, or Bang thread.

Stage 3: Send friend invitations to all hot women that reply. (Or don't)

Stage 4: Send junk pics.

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  • Behxo
    Behxo Posts: 1,190 Member
    can't you just send me more waffle pics instead?
  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member
    Just make sure they aren't blue waffles...
  • valkaree
    valkaree Posts: 519
    Yeah, he has sent me unrequested pictures and the waffles are much more impressive.
  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
    Stage 1: New account. My wife made me sign up for this.

    Stage 2: Post in the Pass, Gas, or Bang thread.

    Stage 3: Send friend invitations to all hot women that reply. (Or don't)

    Stage 4: Send junk pics.

    If you do #3 and #4 then you have to get rid of #1, assuming your wife is on your FL. Unless you have a super cool wife.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Step 5: Gain a doober as the weight comes off.
  • civilizedworm
    civilizedworm Posts: 796 Member
    A few additions:

    Stage 2b: Set Up kik account

    Stage 5: Wait

    Stage 6: Leave in frustration.
  • fivethreeone
    fivethreeone Posts: 8,196 Member
    You missed the stage where you wonder if there are any other men on this site.
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    You missed the stage where you wonder if there are any other men on this site.

    Not really although I do wonder if some of the women are actually men.
  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
    You missed the stage where you wonder if there are any other men on this site.

    Not really although I do wonder if some of the women are actually men.
    It's cuz they lift, amiright? Bulky.
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