The Stages of the MFP Man
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can't you just send me more waffle pics instead?0
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Just make sure they aren't blue waffles...0
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Yeah, he has sent me unrequested pictures and the waffles are much more impressive.0
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Stage 1: New account. My wife made me sign up for this.
Stage 2: Post in the Pass, Gas, or Bang thread.
Stage 3: Send friend invitations to all hot women that reply. (Or don't)
Stage 4: Send junk pics.
If you do #3 and #4 then you have to get rid of #1, assuming your wife is on your FL. Unless you have a super cool wife.0 -
Step 5: Gain a doober as the weight comes off.0
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A few additions:
Stage 2b: Set Up kik account
Stage 5: Wait
Stage 6: Leave in frustration.0 -
You missed the stage where you wonder if there are any other men on this site.0
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You missed the stage where you wonder if there are any other men on this site.
Not really although I do wonder if some of the women are actually men.0 -
You missed the stage where you wonder if there are any other men on this site.
Not really although I do wonder if some of the women are actually men.0
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