Skinny Jokes

jroulo

I've thought about a couple recently....I'm getting so skinny I had to put a stick across the shower drain this morning so I didn't fall down it.

I used to tell my Dad, "Hey you've got two strings hanging off your shorts. Oh, those are your legs, sorry"

RoadDog

She's so skinny, she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow.

MzBug

My aunt used to tell my mom.... "stand sideways and stick out your tongue so we can see ya!"