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Funny expressions...

_John_
_John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
edited March 2 in Chit-Chat
What are some of your favorites?

Rode hard and put up wet...(horse reference)

And

"Slicker than greased owl (feces)" are two of my favorites

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  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    Oh, and when it's raining hard, "like a cow pissing on a flat rock".
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  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Slicker than snot

    Bless her heart

    Ugly as homemade soap

    Colder than a witches whatnot

    Meaner than a snake

    As charming as a rock
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  • ZOOpergal
    ZOOpergal Posts: 176 Member
    "sweet *kitten* in a bucket"

    "well *kitten* me running"

    "*kitten* the bed"
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    oh fu*k all.

    FFS
    FTS

    OMG I"M GOING TO PUNCH A BABY.
    Fu*k your face.


    and

    "manhole"

    working in construction- I never could get past saying mannnnnnnnnnn hole.

    it was just to effing funny.
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  • ibafishinfool
    ibafishinfool Posts: 108 Member
    Sharp as a beach ball

    Smart as a bag of hammers
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    More nervous than a cat in a roomful of rocking chairs

    Busier than a one-armed paper hanger

    best thing since sliced bread

    slicker than snot

    if ignorance is bliss, I'm ecstatic

    steeper than a mule's nose

    and my favorite: Don't make me open up a can of Whoop-*kitten*!
  • bkthandler
    bkthandler Posts: 247 Member
    With teeth like that he can eat an apple thru a fence.

    She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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  • diespel
    diespel Posts: 700 Member
    more popular than a vibrator in a convent

    personality of a small soapdish

    its like trying to herd cats

    more chins than a chinese phonebook
  • maz504
    maz504 Posts: 450
    Colder than a witch's t!t
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    One thing my old dad has always said, "I'm so hungry I could eat the rear end off a dinosaur!"

    Haha, and I recently read, "So horny I'd hump the barber's floor if there was enough hair on it."
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    "A face like a bulldog eating nettles."
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    "*bleeping* her was like opening the window and shagging the night."

    (I swear I've never heard that personally. Nor have I heard...)

    "Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    katy-perry-funny-face-7.jpg

    ^there's a lot of this when you post a thread.
    Looks like something he'd reel in on one of his fishing expeditions.
  • trinatrina1984
    trinatrina1984 Posts: 1,018 Member
    Haha these are good, here are some of my personal favourites:

    Wetter than an otters pocket
    Rough as a badgers *kitten*
    tighter than a nuns ****
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