Who's the official sponsor of your weight gain?

fneder

With the 2014 season about to start, the NFL's announced roster of official corporate sponsors for this year includes Gatorade, Visa, and FedEx.

In that same spirit, I am proud to announce Chipotle Mexican Grill as the official sponsor of my 2014 weight gain, the very same weight I lost in 2013. Thanks to MFP, I'm on my way to losing it again, partly because I've managed to avoid their fine establishment, only half a block from my office.

Make no mistake, I am wholly responsible for snarfing down every last delicious, freshly prepared calorie they served up, but I thought their fine products earned the credit it deserves.

Of course we're all responsible for the weight we're trying to lose here, but if there was one or two sponsors behind what you're trying to lose from your behind, whose logo would be on your butt right now?

blu_de_ville

I want to blame the creator of pizza but really he did the world a favor

blu_de_ville

Or her

PurringMyrrh

Jack In The Box on one cheek, Mc Donald's on the other.

undergloom

Nicorette gum, and possibly Hyundai