Which Selfie aAre You?

TheRoadDog
TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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1. The shy selfie

‘I’m so shy. That’s why I got my hair did and put a full face of make-up on before looking discreetly away from the camera for this one. #humble.’

2. The selfie au naturel

‘Took my make-up off and still found myself super attractive, so thought I’d share it with the world.’

3. The filtered selfie

‘Ooh look at these subtle effects that make my skin look smoother and my eyes look prettier. Side note: I’ve been possessed by a duck.’

4. The belfie

‘LOOK AT MY BODY PARTS.’

5. The silly selfie

‘See? I’m pulling a face so I’m not trying to look cute. This totally isn’t about vanity.’

6. The headless selfie

‘My face looks like s*** today, but my body’s still rockin’ so here it is.’

7. The holiday selfie

‘Oh hey everyone. Just chilling, thought I’d update you on what the top of my *kitten* looks like. Oh btw, I’m in the French Riviera, NBD.’

8. The famous friends selfie

‘Look who I bumped into! Happens all the time. I’m so well-connected!’

9. The badass selfie

‘I didn’t choose the thug life; the thug life chose me. And then I chose to live-tweet it.’

10. The couple’s selfie

‘We’re enjoying each other’s company so much we’ve spent much of our time together taking photos of ourselves.’

11. The post-workout selfie

‘Here are some stomach crunches I did.’

12. The lesser spotted male selfie

‘Everyone kept calling me a girl so I thought I might as well do this.’

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  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    Headless. No one needs to see that *kitten*.
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
    #9 or #11
    That is for the actual selfie pic in my photos.
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    2,5,9
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    No make-up, but I am wearing tinted lip balm selfie. Wet hair from shower.
  • bunbunzee44
    bunbunzee44 Posts: 592 Member
    headless all the way!
  • FrozenSongBird
    FrozenSongBird Posts: 3,892 Member
    Depends ...could be any of them 1-9 on any given day :bigsmile:
  • Ump78
    Ump78 Posts: 342 Member
    None of the above
  • SuperVixen2B
    SuperVixen2B Posts: 218 Member
    The fear of these sorts of judgements is what keeps me from posting actual photos of myself. Also, super weird to try to take a selfie. Do I smile? What the hell would I be smiling at, seems nuts. But if I don't smile, then I look mean or pensive...a smile would let people know I'm friendly...but this looks goofy. How do I actually smile, I can't remember! Oh god, that's terrible, is that how I smile? No. Ok, wait, let me think of something funny... Ew, no, that can't be right. Ok, I'll think of something funny and look away from the camera and then look at the last minute - should look natural. Ugh..my hair looked stupid in that one...and what the hell was my eye doing? It looks like I'm having a stroke. Never mind - animated picture from the interwebs it is.
  • AwMyLoLo
    AwMyLoLo Posts: 1,571 Member
    The Baby Bump Selfie. The only kind I'll take.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    You forgot one...the "anyone but myself, selfie" that's the one I like to do and many many others on here love it as well.

    #nunyabusinesswhatilooklike
  • skippygirlsmom
    skippygirlsmom Posts: 4,433 Member
    I'm none of those LOL My neighbor is the "work out selfie" EVERY SINGLE DAY after she does her walk/ thing she takes pictures of herself. Usually doing fierce hand signs or a duck face etc...hello she's 50. Some days she is videos herself saying who knows what.
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
    2! I just got my hair done and felt the need to share proof that it can be tamed with the world.
  • atsteele
    atsteele Posts: 1,358 Member
    13. The "smile-and-wave-while-running-a-half-marathon" aka "I'm-so-awesome-that-it-hurts" selfie

    I know. I'm a dork.
  • Organicgasm
    Organicgasm Posts: 592 Member
    Lol. I am awful at selfies. But I'd say... 2 if my face is in it (I don't wear make up) but usually headless...
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    I am the "despise and delete my own selfie" selfie. I don't want to see that sh!te and neither does anyone else.

    Great list, btw. :laugh:

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