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Joannah700
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Chuck Norris joke is...
Chuck Norris finished the Neverending story.
What do you have that's comparable? Chuck Norris, Agent Bauer, 007 and any other jokes will be accepted.
Chuck Norris finished the Neverending story.
What do you have that's comparable? Chuck Norris, Agent Bauer, 007 and any other jokes will be accepted.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, he pushes the world down0
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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, he pushes the world down
I was going to do that one, but it didn't work with the funny gif.
Call of Duty 'Modern Warfare' was originally called 'The Chuck Norris story'0 -
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on the air conditioner, he turns the sun down0
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When Chuck Norris votes, his vote is the only one that really counts0
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Fear of spiders is called aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is called chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic0
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Smith and Wesson always beats four aces....Chuck Norris always beats Smith and Wesson0
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life0
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ETA: Stupid big pictures that don't fit in the window :mad:0 -
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