My favorite...

Joannah700

Chuck Norris joke is...

Chuck Norris finished the Neverending story.




What do you have that's comparable? Chuck Norris, Agent Bauer, 007 and any other jokes will be accepted.

TexasOFT76

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, he pushes the world down

Joannah700

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, he pushes the world down

I was going to do that one, but it didn't work with the funny gif.

Call of Duty 'Modern Warfare' was originally called 'The Chuck Norris story'

TexasOFT76

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on the air conditioner, he turns the sun down

TexasOFT76

When Chuck Norris votes, his vote is the only one that really counts

NotRailMeat

Fear of spiders is called aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is called chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic

Joannah700

Smith and Wesson always beats four aces....Chuck Norris always beats Smith and Wesson

Joannah700

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life

LesliemarieAZ

ETA: Stupid big pictures that don't fit in the window :mad:

Joannah700

shankasaurus

Sad.

wheird

Joannah700

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