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Joannah700
Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
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Chuck Norris joke is...

Chuck Norris finished the Neverending story.

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What do you have that's comparable? Chuck Norris, Agent Bauer, 007 and any other jokes will be accepted.

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  • TexasOFT76
    TexasOFT76 Posts: 475 Member
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    Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, he pushes the world down
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
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    Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, he pushes the world down

    I was going to do that one, but it didn't work with the funny gif.

    Call of Duty 'Modern Warfare' was originally called 'The Chuck Norris story'
  • TexasOFT76
    TexasOFT76 Posts: 475 Member
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    Chuck Norris doesn't turn on the air conditioner, he turns the sun down
  • TexasOFT76
    TexasOFT76 Posts: 475 Member
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    When Chuck Norris votes, his vote is the only one that really counts
  • NotRailMeat
    NotRailMeat Posts: 509 Member
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    Fear of spiders is called aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is called chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
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    Smith and Wesson always beats four aces....Chuck Norris always beats Smith and Wesson
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
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    Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life
  • LesliemarieAZ
    LesliemarieAZ Posts: 352 Member
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    20120126-124134.jpg

    ETA: Stupid big pictures that don't fit in the window :mad:
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
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    chuck-photo-u1nbdfgdh.jpg
  • shankasaurus
    shankasaurus Posts: 116 Member
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    2lcmeqr.jpg

    Sad. :(
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    chuck-norris-super-kick.gif?w=640
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
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    3065175-superman+chuck+norris.jpg
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
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    266918946_chucknorris_xlarge.jpeg

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