Cleverest Business Names...

janegalt37

A book store called "Buy The Book".

A salon called "Curl Up And Dye".

A frozen yogurt shop called "Scoop du Jour".

I know there are several more amazing ones that I have seen/heard over the years, but I can't think of them right now.

Come on, MFPeeps (probably of the nerdy type, like me), entertain us!

skippygirlsmom

Czech Inn - hotel in West, TX which has a huge Czech population.

Bucky83

We have a fish and chip shop in Australia called A Salt and Battery.

ValerieMartini2Olives

Chinese restaurant called Wok This Way

DenDweller

Cluck-U Chicken

Gr8ChangesAhead

Zoupers - their specialty is zesty soups
FroYo - frozen yogurt
Sweets - a local candy store

gmallan

A pho shop in LA called 9-0-2-1-pho (I know it's not strictly pronounced the right way but I like it anyway)

millerll

"Royal Flush" - a local plumbing business. Their trucks are imprinted with a picture of playing cards of a royal flush hand of poker cards.

Their motto - "A royal flush beats a full house every time."

I thought that was pretty clever.

PurringMyrrh

We had an antique/thrift store here for a little while called Touch My Junk.

Phoenix__Rising

VooDoo Donuts slogans are - 'The magic is in the hole'
'Good things come in pink boxes'

wheird

Chinese takeout in Vegas called Wok On In

smarieallen85

We had an antique/thrift store here for a little while called Touch My Junk.

lol no you did not

Miss_1999

Epic Win.

Madame_Goldbricker

There's a car wash/valeting services near me called "The best hand job in town".

Mr_Bad_Example

Best business name ever - "Adams Steel Erection"

Over ten years later and it still cracks me up.

Megan101792

Mudjacker name: Jacking it up and off

Ump78

The Lice Place (actual business)


*shivers*

FaylinaMeir

there is a place where I live that you can rent dumpsters or have people haul trash away from you and it's called
" a quick dump" lol >.<

slw5X5

A gas station/restaurant called Eat Here and Get Gas

BillyC96

There's a fish and chip place in Ryde called The Codfather, and their slogan is 'We''ll batter anything'.

There's also a rental place called Lower Hire.

Graymanstole

Pho King Gormet

lazydanthaman

teresamwhite

Pink Cheeks -a waxing salon

trinatrina1984

Spice invaders - curry house

snack in your face - burger van

WhatAnAss

There is a Chinese Restaurant over looking the lake called Wok on Water

A Pie store called the Sweet Dairy-Air

YahPoo Plumbing

Planet of the Grapes Wine & Spirits

Pita Pan

Fi - Dough Dog Bakery

BigT555

not a business name but when i went to university there was an add for a female lawyer on the back of bus that said "ever try arguing with a woman?". always chuckled when it passed by

AthleticForties

Liquor store in Salem, MA : Bunghole Liquors
"We're not #1 butt we're right up there!"

http://www.bungholeliquors.com/about-magento-demo-store/

__Bad_Leroy

A bar called The Office. "Sorry honey, I'm going to be late tonight. I'm stuck in the office."

eminemsbrotherskittles

Tackle Shop named "The Happy Hooker"

skippygirlsmom

"Royal Flush" - a local plumbing business. Their trucks are imprinted with a picture of playing cards of a royal flush hand of poker cards.

Their motto - "A royal flush beats a full house every time."

I thought that was pretty clever.

I've seen this one!

aethre

My local Chinese takeaway is called Hong Kong Foodie.



There's a Jamaican restaurant nearby called Kool Runnings (most northerly Jamaican restaurant in the UK)



And this is awful, but I will always giggle when I get in a Schindler's Lift.