FAT FLUSH CRAN-WATER

getfitwjennifer
getfitwjennifer Posts: 8 Member
edited November 7 in Food and Nutrition
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Even if you’re not following a specific diet or trying to lost weight, you can sip this tart and refreshing beverage daily to help flush out water weight, balance blood sugar, improve cellulite and keep you liver and lymph in optimum cleansing mode.

FAT FLUSH CRAN-WATER

Mix together:
1 ounce 100% pure unsweetened cranberry juice*
7 ounces water

To save time during the day, mix a full batch (64 ounces) in the morning — add 1 cup (8 oz) cranberry juice to a half-gallon container and fill the rest with water.

*Look for brands like Knudsen, Trader Joe’s, Mountain Sun, or Simple Truth available at your supermarket or health food store.

Fat Flush Cran-Water contains water mixed with pure unsweetened cranberry juice — how simple is that? You can mix it up in the morning and sip on it throughout the day — we recommend 64-ounces (eight 8-ounce glasses) daily.

Cranberry juice is a natural diuretic and packed with flavonoids, enzymes, and organic acids such as malic acid, citric acid, and quinic acid which have an emulsifying effect on stubborn fat deposits in the lymphatic system. The lymphatic system — the body’s “garbage collector” — transports all kinds of waste products not processed by the liver. With the help of the organic acid components, cranberry juice digests stagnated lymphatic wastes. This explains why so many Fat Flushers report that their cellulite disappears!

Even if you’re not following a specific diet or trying to lost weight, you can sip this tart and refreshing beverage daily to help flush out water weight, balance blood sugar, improve cellulite and keep you liver and lymph in optimum cleansing mode.
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  • fangedneko
    fangedneko Posts: 133 Member
    Citation needed.
  • Acg67
    Acg67 Posts: 12,142 Member
    `*•.¸¸✿ SHARE SHARE SHARE ✿´¯`*•.¸¸✿

    Even if you’re not following a specific diet or trying to lost weight, you can sip this tart and refreshing beverage daily to help flush out water weight, balance blood sugar, improve cellulite and keep you liver and lymph in optimum cleansing mode.

    FAT FLUSH CRAN-WATER

    Mix together:
    1 ounce 100% pure unsweetened cranberry juice*
    7 ounces water

    To save time during the day, mix a full batch (64 ounces) in the morning — add 1 cup (8 oz) cranberry juice to a half-gallon container and fill the rest with water.

    *Look for brands like Knudsen, Trader Joe’s, Mountain Sun, or Simple Truth available at your supermarket or health food store.

    Fat Flush Cran-Water contains water mixed with pure unsweetened cranberry juice — how simple is that? You can mix it up in the morning and sip on it throughout the day — we recommend 64-ounces (eight 8-ounce glasses) daily.

    Cranberry juice is a natural diuretic and packed with flavonoids, enzymes, and organic acids such as malic acid, citric acid, and quinic acid which have an emulsifying effect on stubborn fat deposits in the lymphatic system. The lymphatic system — the body’s “garbage collector” — transports all kinds of waste products not processed by the liver. With the help of the organic acid components, cranberry juice digests stagnated lymphatic wastes. This explains why so many Fat Flushers report that their cellulite disappears!

    Even if you’re not following a specific diet or trying to lost weight, you can sip this tart and refreshing beverage daily to help flush out water weight, balance blood sugar, improve cellulite and keep you liver and lymph in optimum cleansing mode.

    Thanks!

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  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    wait... reduce water weight by drinking more water.


    that's a new one
  • earlnabby
    earlnabby Posts: 8,171 Member
    Nothing unhealthy about this one, but nothing special about it either.
  • fangedneko
    fangedneko Posts: 133 Member
    wait... reduce water weight by drinking more water.


    that's a new one

    Not new at all. It's the single best way to reduce water retention.
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,149 Member
    Unsweetened cranberry juice?

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  • WVmom24
    WVmom24 Posts: 266 Member
    Funny I just saw this post, I made cran water just a few minutes ago for the first time in months lol. Love it.
  • matthawthorneisamyth
    matthawthorneisamyth Posts: 196 Member
    Instructions unclear toilet water in mouth
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
    Ten bucks says she got it off pinterest.
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    wait... reduce water weight by drinking more water.


    that's a new one

    Not new at all. It's the single best way to reduce water retention.

    I kind of figured reducing your sodium intake would help more than just staying hydrated.
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    `*•.¸¸✿ SHARE SHARE SHARE ✿´¯`*•.¸¸✿

    Even if you’re not following a specific diet or trying to lost weight, you can sip this tart and refreshing beverage daily to help flush out water weight, balance blood sugar, improve cellulite and keep you liver and lymph in optimum cleansing mode.

    FAT FLUSH CRAN-WATER

    Mix together:
    1 ounce 100% pure unsweetened cranberry juice*
    7 ounces water

    To save time during the day, mix a full batch (64 ounces) in the morning — add 1 cup (8 oz) cranberry juice to a half-gallon container and fill the rest with water.

    *Look for brands like Knudsen, Trader Joe’s, Mountain Sun, or Simple Truth available at your supermarket or health food store.

    Fat Flush Cran-Water contains water mixed with pure unsweetened cranberry juice — how simple is that? You can mix it up in the morning and sip on it throughout the day — we recommend 64-ounces (eight 8-ounce glasses) daily.

    Cranberry juice is a natural diuretic and packed with flavonoids, enzymes, and organic acids such as malic acid, citric acid, and quinic acid which have an emulsifying effect on stubborn fat deposits in the lymphatic system. The lymphatic system — the body’s “garbage collector” — transports all kinds of waste products not processed by the liver. With the help of the organic acid components, cranberry juice digests stagnated lymphatic wastes. This explains why so many Fat Flushers report that their cellulite disappears!

    Even if you’re not following a specific diet or trying to lost weight, you can sip this tart and refreshing beverage daily to help flush out water weight, balance blood sugar, improve cellulite and keep you liver and lymph in optimum cleansing mode.

    Well, isn't this full of derp and circumstance?

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  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    Yeah, ok. And I'm a Vishkaran Black Magic Specialist.
  • fangedneko
    fangedneko Posts: 133 Member
    wait... reduce water weight by drinking more water.


    that's a new one

    Not new at all. It's the single best way to reduce water retention.

    I kind of figured reducing your sodium intake would help more than just staying hydrated.

    Reducing sodium intake is a close number 2. However, water retention is usually an indicator of dehydration.
  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
    In for flushing fat down the toilet. Does it look like chicken fat?
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
    What happens if I just drink the cranberry juice by itself? Then drink the water by itself? Does that cancel the whole thing out? What happens if I accidentally get the sugary kind (the stuff that actually tastes good)? Does all of my fat become a permanent fixture?

    Halp.
  • stephanieluvspb
    stephanieluvspb Posts: 997 Member
    Oh god, here we go again
  • SonicDeathMonkey80
    SonicDeathMonkey80 Posts: 4,489 Member
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  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    wait... reduce water weight by drinking more water.


    that's a new one

    Not new at all. It's the single best way to reduce water retention.

    I kind of figured reducing your sodium intake would help more than just staying hydrated.

    Reducing sodium intake is a close number 2. However, water retention is usually an indicator of dehydration.

    water retention to me is not the same as water weight.

    perhaps to me the issue is water weight- vs retention.

    you're going to have a fair bit of water weight unless you're prepping for a show- in which case you're TRYING to manipulate that... so really drinking more water isn't going to clear water weight- it'll help with retention- but actual water weight?
    you're going to have that no matter what LOL

    But I guess that's semantics- and neither one is going to help this laughable post.
    (also this explains why I did a double take.. not thinking retention)
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    The only thing water and cranberry juice is going to flush is my kidneys... and maybe my bladder... and make me have to pee every 30 minutes...
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    How about a cranapple flush?
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    Ten bucks says she got it off pinterest.

    Raise it to $20.
  • ksy1969
    ksy1969 Posts: 700 Member
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  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
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    bahaha if you actually found this and didn't make it for this thread, I'll chop my fingers off.
  • SonicDeathMonkey80
    SonicDeathMonkey80 Posts: 4,489 Member
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    bahaha if you actually found this and didn't make it for this thread, I'll chop my fingers off.

    Sadly, I have to make most of my own humor for this place.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    you'll probably have the cleanest urinary tract......evahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh \m/
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,988 Member
    Yeah, ok. And I'm a Vishkaran Black Magic Specialist.
    I should check your IP address.:laugh: :laugh:

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness industry for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
    I like to mix my cranberry juice with vodka.

    This.
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    I like to mix my cranberry juice with vodka.

    Now we are talking!
  • Bry_Fitness70
    Bry_Fitness70 Posts: 2,480 Member
    Do the effects of the Cranberries tend to Linger?
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