Stupid Food/Health jokes

shuasmith
shuasmith Posts: 38
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The subject says it, what is your best or worst food/health joke... Here's one to start you off....


Why did the melons have a big fancy wedding?

Because their parents told them they cantaloupe.

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  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    He was in a greasy bucket.


    Why did the lady miss the spaghetti train?
    It went right pasta.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey
    :laugh: She's such a *kitten*. I remember watching MTV Cribs many years ago and she changed her outfit like six times over the course of her 15 minute segment claiming she was a diva.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    I dropped 280 calories today.
    Luckily it was a wrapped Snickers so everything turned out fine.



    Remember, "stressed" is "desserts" spelled backwards.
  • Jimmie342
    Jimmie342 Posts: 56 Member
    What's a Vegetable's favorite martial art?


    Carrotee!
  • untrue
    untrue Posts: 7 Member
    What did the pebble say when they went on the scales?
    Oh no I weigh a stone!

    i came up with that when i was about 12. bare jokez m8
  • shuasmith
    shuasmith Posts: 38
    Lol, thanks for all the stupid jokes. I'd like to say I made mine up too but I don't really remember. I know I used to say it a different way and it didn't really make sense.

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