Foods to keep big booty

nicxnicolee
nicxnicolee Posts: 1
in Food and Nutrition
Ik that when you lose weight your butt gets smaller. I've learned to eat less calories and proportion everything. But I'm not feeding my butt anything! What should I eat? I have 1,200 calorie limit. And so far for today, I've eaten 600

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  • DarkMoon30
    DarkMoon30 Posts: 63 Member
    Ik that when you lose weight your butt gets smaller. I've learned to eat less calories and proportion everything. But I'm not feeding my butt anything! What should I eat? I have 1,200 calorie limit. And so far for today, I've eaten 600

    :indifferent:
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    how are we supposed to know what your booty likes to eat? what does your butt normally have a taste for? has it tried ethiopian?
  • meshashesha2012
    meshashesha2012 Posts: 8,329 Member
    red beans and rice according to sir mix a lot
  • Flab2Fab27
    Flab2Fab27 Posts: 461 Member
    Protein, chilli and broccoli
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
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    I'm going to assume you are in fact serious...when you lose fat, you lose fat from your entire body...you can't pick and choose. There isn't any particular food that is going to preserve your *kitten*. If your *kitten* is fat then you're *kitten* is going to shrink when you lose weight.

    I personally have a round bubble butt which is unusual for a guy...but you can bounce a quarter off of it, it's all muscle. Maybe get in the weight room and start doing some squats...that's how I got mine.
  • missiontofitness
    missiontofitness Posts: 4,059 Member
    Butts don't eat.
    If you want a nice butt, go to the gym and start doing squats.
    Either that, or stop losing weight if you don't want to lose fat in your butt.
  • missiontofitness
    missiontofitness Posts: 4,059 Member
    This is also making me think of that South Park episode where they changed the entire way that the digestive system functions.
  • 3laine75
    3laine75 Posts: 3,069 Member
    Butts don't eat.
    If you want a nice butt, go to the gym and start doing squats.
    Either that, or stop losing weight if you don't want to lose fat in your butt.

    This :)
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    :huh:
  • tiptoethruthetulips
    tiptoethruthetulips Posts: 3,371 Member
    With 40lb to lose you are going to lose some weight from your butt. You can exercise your butt to tone it up.
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  • solarpower03
    solarpower03 Posts: 12,161 Member
    Squats, deadlifts and hip thrust are the food to keep booty big
  • _Zardoz_
    _Zardoz_ Posts: 3,987 Member
    Ik that when you lose weight your butt gets smaller. I've learned to eat less calories and proportion everything. But I'm not feeding my butt anything! What should I eat? I have 1,200 calorie limit. And so far for today, I've eaten 600
    This has to be a wind up
  • LAT1963
    LAT1963 Posts: 1,375 Member
    If you want a shapely booty, do kettle-bell swings.
  • DarkMoon30
    DarkMoon30 Posts: 63 Member
    this was ridiculous at it's beginning and it's ridiculous now.... why is it still alive ? :indifferent:
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  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
    Ahh, are you seriously asking what to feed your butt?
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Cinnamon latte with whipped cream colonics?
  • MrGonzo05
    MrGonzo05 Posts: 1,120 Member
    Feed it a steady diet of squats, deadlifts, and ham glute raises.
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    Johnsonville franks.

    They do a booty good.
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
    I'm gonna go with ice cream.
  • PrizePopple
    PrizePopple Posts: 3,133 Member
    red beans and rice according to sir mix a lot

    Ded. :laugh: :laugh:
  • LAT1963
    LAT1963 Posts: 1,375 Member
    Ahh, are you seriously asking what to feed your butt?

    Wasn't that an episode of South Park, featuring Martha Stewart?
  • NoMoreBlameGame
    NoMoreBlameGame Posts: 236 Member
    red beans and rice according to sir mix a lot

    Well, I *was* drinking a 32 oz container of ice water until I read this ^

    ...now my shirt is drinking the ice water and my nostrils are frozen.
  • Hammybone
    Hammybone Posts: 36 Member
    I think anacondas prefer buns. Or buns prefer anacondas?

    Maybe you should eat an anaconda?

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