Zero Calorie Ben and Jerry's!

The_Enginerd
The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
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I've figured out how I can eat as much Ben and Jerry's ice cream i want without having to worry about the calories! If a serving is less than 5 calories, the USDA allows it to be zero calories per serving (a la the zero calorie oil sprays). The Ben and Jerry's nutrition label will now read as such:

Serving Size: 1/3 teaspoon (1 gram)
Servings per container: 280
Calories: 0
Calories from fat: 0
Total Fat: 0
Sat Fat: 0
Trans Fat: 0
Cholesterol: 0 mg
Sodium: 0 mg
Total Carbs: 0 g
Dietary Fiber: 0 g
Sugars: 0 g
Protein: 0 g

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  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
    Seems like a lot of math involved. So if I eat 1/3 teaspoon at a time, it'll equal 0 calories?
  • 115s
    115s Posts: 344 Member
    Lol.
  • AmyP619
    AmyP619 Posts: 1,137 Member
    Awesome. I'm going to space out 1/3 tsp throughout the entire day and do it 280 times. NO CALORIES!! WIN!
  • Duck_Puddle
    Duck_Puddle Posts: 3,237 Member
    At least it's a gram. I was worried we might have to go to milligrams.
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
    Brilliant.

    There are some brilliant minds on this website.
  • KatieLouWho19
    KatieLouWho19 Posts: 776 Member
    No wonder I couldn't lose any weight.... I was doing 2/3 of a tsp at a time all day long!! Thank you soooo much for the correction!! The weight should melt off me now! :wink:
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
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  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
    WRONG!!! You expend energy by swallowing the ice cream, so it's not zero calorie, it's negative calorie!!!

    #MathIsAwesome
    #IceCreamDoesntCount

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