Top 10 Things I've Learned on MFP Today...

odusgolp
odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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1. There is no point in chocolate chips since the invention of the chocolate chunk.
2. My manfriend is a big meanie.
3. You must deactivate your account to properly pray for others.
4. Galatea_Stone has smokin' hot abs... which women do NOT prefer.
5. Insecurities... Insecurities everywhere.
6. http://rodddles.tumblr.com/ - That guy rocks.
7. Mia prefers men have a big... nevermind.
8. I really need to try some Brussel sprouts.
9. Jamie likes sausage.
10. My fly has been down all morning... well, I learned that in the bathroom, but I was on MFP while I was in there, so it counts, right?



That is all. Carry on.

Replies

  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Why are you making these threads when you should be out, spreading freedom in uncivilized and uncultured third world countries? (make sure they have oil first though)
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    4. Galatea_Stone has smokin' hot abs... which women do NOT prefer.
    7. Mia prefers men have a big... nevermind.

    10. My fly has been down all morning... well, I learned that in the bathroom, but I was on MFP while I was in there, so it counts, right?

    I learned 4 and 7 also. And 10 because of this thread.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    6. http://rodddles.tumblr.com/ - That guy rocks.

    Would date
  • asdowe13
    asdowe13 Posts: 1,951 Member
    1. There is no point in chocolate chips since the invention of the chocolate chunk.
    2. My manfriend is a big meanie.
    3. You must deactivate your account to properly pray for others.
    4. Galatea_Stone has smokin' hot abs... which women do NOT prefer.
    5. Insecurities... Insecurities everywhere.
    6. http://rodddles.tumblr.com/ - That guy rocks.
    7. Mia prefers men have a big... nevermind.
    8. I really need to try some Brussel sprouts.
    9. Jamie likes sausage.
    10. My fly has been down all morning... well, I learned that in the bathroom, but I was on MFP while I was in there, so it counts, right?



    That is all. Carry on.

    1. Fully agree
    2. Again fully agree
    3. I don't pray for others so theres that
    4. I feel like a stalker now but Indeed she does
    5. You realize this is MFP right?
    6. Thank you for introducing this to me
    7. New info, could be useful....now to find MIA
    8. No. No you don't
    9. Who doesn't like a good sausage? Wait um....nevermind
    10. HOT
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    adowe, he rejected you, didn't he... LOL
  • asdowe13
    asdowe13 Posts: 1,951 Member
    adowe, he rejected you, didn't he... LOL

    He accepted.....for now, I'm expecting him to unfriend at any moment.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    adowe, he rejected you, didn't he... LOL

    He accepted.....for now, I'm expecting him to unfriend at any moment.

    Confidence, young padawan!
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    1. There is no point in chocolate chips since the invention of the chocolate chunk.
    2. My manfriend is a big meanie.
    3. You must deactivate your account to properly pray for others.
    4. Galatea_Stone has smokin' hot abs... which women do NOT prefer.
    5. Insecurities... Insecurities everywhere.
    6. http://rodddles.tumblr.com/ - That guy rocks.
    7. Mia prefers men have a big... nevermind.
    8. I really need to try some Brussel sprouts.
    9. Jamie likes sausage.
    10. My fly has been down all morning... well, I learned that in the bathroom, but I was on MFP while I was in there, so it counts, right?



    That is all. Carry on.


    1-Chocolate Chips have their place.
    2-But he can peel an egg like none other
    3-I'm doing it wrong then
    4-That should be assumed
    5-did you just call me fat?
    6-must go check out
    7-don't we... nevermind.
    8-nope, nope, nope, nope.
    9-only with syrup
    10-checks fly.
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    I've increased my knowledge base just by coming in here! Now my day feels complete.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    At first, I thought this was corn on the cob...
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    1. There is no point in chocolate chips since the invention of the chocolate chunk.
    2. My manfriend is a big meanie.
    3. You must deactivate your account to properly pray for others.
    4. Galatea_Stone has smokin' hot abs... which women do NOT prefer.
    5. Insecurities... Insecurities everywhere.
    6. http://rodddles.tumblr.com/ - That guy rocks.
    7. Mia prefers men have a big... nevermind.
    8. I really need to try some Brussel sprouts.
    9. Jamie likes sausage.
    10. My fly has been down all morning... well, I learned that in the bathroom, but I was on MFP while I was in there, so it counts, right?



    That is all. Carry on.

    1. Fully agree
    2. Again fully agree
    3. I don't pray for others so theres that
    4. I feel like a stalker now but Indeed she does
    5. You realize this is MFP right?
    6. Thank you for introducing this to me
    7. New info, could be useful....now to find MIA
    8. No. No you don't
    9. Who doesn't like a good sausage? Wait um....nevermind
    10. HOT

    *waves*
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  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    1. There is no point in chocolate chips since the invention of the chocolate chunk.
    2. My manfriend is a big meanie.
    3. You must deactivate your account to properly pray for others.
    4. Galatea_Stone has smokin' hot abs... which women do NOT prefer.
    5. Insecurities... Insecurities everywhere.
    6. http://rodddles.tumblr.com/ - That guy rocks.
    7. Mia prefers men have a big... nevermind.
    8. I really need to try some Brussel sprouts.
    9. Jamie likes sausage.
    10. My fly has been down all morning... well, I learned that in the bathroom, but I was on MFP while I was in there, so it counts, right?



    That is all. Carry on.

    I was personally disappointed about #7.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    1. There is no point in chocolate chips since the invention of the chocolate chunk.
    2. My manfriend is a big meanie.
    3. You must deactivate your account to properly pray for others.
    4. Galatea_Stone has smokin' hot abs... which women do NOT prefer.
    5. Insecurities... Insecurities everywhere.
    6. http://rodddles.tumblr.com/ - That guy rocks.
    7. Mia prefers men have a big... nevermind.
    8. I really need to try some Brussel sprouts.
    9. Jamie likes sausage.
    10. My fly has been down all morning... well, I learned that in the bathroom, but I was on MFP while I was in there, so it counts, right?



    That is all. Carry on.

    I was personally disappointed about #7.

    I have an ad on the right of my screen you might be interested in.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member

    8. I really need to try some Brussel sprouts.

    This irked me all during my lunch break. It's Brussels sprouts. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brussels_sprouts

    Spelling is your friend, odus!!! Get it right! DO NOT SPELL THINGS WRONG!!! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

    There, I feel better now.
  • asdowe13
    asdowe13 Posts: 1,951 Member
    1. There is no point in chocolate chips since the invention of the chocolate chunk.
    2. My manfriend is a big meanie.
    3. You must deactivate your account to properly pray for others.
    4. Galatea_Stone has smokin' hot abs... which women do NOT prefer.
    5. Insecurities... Insecurities everywhere.
    6. http://rodddles.tumblr.com/ - That guy rocks.
    7. Mia prefers men have a big... nevermind.
    8. I really need to try some Brussel sprouts.
    9. Jamie likes sausage.
    10. My fly has been down all morning... well, I learned that in the bathroom, but I was on MFP while I was in there, so it counts, right?



    That is all. Carry on.

    1. Fully agree
    2. Again fully agree
    3. I don't pray for others so theres that
    4. I feel like a stalker now but Indeed she does
    5. You realize this is MFP right?
    6. Thank you for introducing this to me
    7. New info, could be useful....now to find MIA
    8. No. No you don't
    9. Who doesn't like a good sausage? Wait um....nevermind
    10. HOT

    *waves*


    Oh Hai!

    That makes so much more sense to me now
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member

    8. I really need to try some Brussel sprouts.

    This irked me all during my lunch break. It's Brussels sprouts. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brussels_sprouts

    Spelling is your friend, odus!!! Get it right! DO NOT SPELL THINGS WRONG!!! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

    There, I feel better now.

    Bend over, Russell. I need to teach you something about correcting me...
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Brussels sprouts are so cute, I don't understand how anyone couldn't like them! I'm with you on Galatea_Stone's abs. Still trying to understand #3, though.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member

    8. I really need to try some Brussel sprouts.

    This irked me all during my lunch break. It's Brussels sprouts. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brussels_sprouts

    Spelling is your friend, odus!!! Get it right! DO NOT SPELL THINGS WRONG!!! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

    There, I feel better now.

    Bend over, Russell. I need to teach you something about correcting me...

    Be gentle, I've got things to do this weekend.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    At first, I thought this was corn on the cob...

    Here's your corn on the cob...

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  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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  • dj1skywalker
    dj1skywalker Posts: 86
    1. There is no point in chocolate chips since the invention of the chocolate chunk.
    2. My manfriend is a big meanie.
    3. You must deactivate your account to properly pray for others.
    4. Galatea_Stone has smokin' hot abs... which women do NOT prefer.
    5. Insecurities... Insecurities everywhere.
    6. http://rodddles.tumblr.com/ - That guy rocks.
    7. Mia prefers men have a big... nevermind.
    8. I really need to try some Brussel sprouts.
    9. Jamie likes sausage.
    10. My fly has been down all morning... well, I learned that in the bathroom, but I was on MFP while I was in there, so it counts, right?



    That is all. Carry on.

    1. Fully agree
    2. Again fully agree
    3. I don't pray for others so theres that
    4. I feel like a stalker now but Indeed she does
    5. You realize this is MFP right?
    6. Thank you for introducing this to me
    7. New info, could be useful....now to find MIA
    ** 8. NO, NO YOU DON'T!!! **
    9. Who doesn't like a good sausage? Wait um....nevermind
    10. HOT

    #8

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