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An Object to Describe yourself and WHY

Posts: 4,298 Member
edited March 3 in Chit-Chat
Ok so if you had to pick any object to describe who you are. What would It be and why?

(Yes I have a hidden agenda here... I have a job promotion assessment day on Monday and I have to do exactly this (only.. I have to take the object in) so... kinda drawing on ideas lol)

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  • Posts: 3,473 Member
    A habanero pepper. Harmless on the outside, but slice me open and hell is unleashed.
  • Posts: 1,282 Member
    A broken down roller coaster. Everyone's ridden me for a quick thrill, and now I just sit and remember my days of glory.
  • Posts: 5,044 Member
    Door knob. Everybody has a turn. Oops that's Eric.
  • Posts: 7,963 Member
    Pile of dung.
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  • Posts: 1,483 Member
    An old favorite pocket knife. When you take care of it, sharpen it, it's amazing, but even when it's not sharp, it'll just keep hacking away until it does the job.
  • Posts: 947 Member
    A Coke bottle...It's curvy shape feels good in your hand and is full of sweet effervescence!
  • Posts: 11,788 Member
    An Abacus because you can count on me.
  • Posts: 813 Member
    Rock. It's about being there for my children.
  • Posts: 6,990 Member
    A cat. mraow.

    we don't explain ourselves to mere humans.
  • Posts: 7,963 Member
    Actually a plugged nickel is more appropriate
  • Mascara. It makes your eyes beautiful and I love beautiful things.
  • Posts: 746 Member
    I'm a little teapot, short and stout (you can sing along)
  • Posts: 9,003 Member
    A beer can shaken up.
  • Posts: 3,763 Member
    A shoe...faithful to the end.

    Or...

    Skittles because I'm a little out there.
  • Posts: 1,598 Member
    hot sauce. lmao
    On the outside people think they can handle me, once you get a hold of me, they can't always take it.
  • Posts: 199 Member
    Crazy glue. Mostly I just hang around your house, getting your kids high when you aren't paying attention
  • Posts: 2,665 Member
    My Kindle.

    Able to intake lots of different information, constantly download more as my interests change and prattle back random factoids.
  • Posts: 2,864 Member
    One of those inflatable clowns that you punch but it pops right back up. You can't keep me down.

    ...and I'm a little scary.
  • Posts: 3,892 Member
    Microphone- no hidden meaning ... just my love for music and performing.
  • Posts: 1,194 Member
    An iPod.

    I'm well organised and when chosen correctly, make damn good music.
  • Posts: 195,832 Member
    A Pin Up poster because that's exactly my style!
  • Posts: 10,740 Member
    A vacuum cleaner comes to mind. Very practical and doesn't cost a lot to operate. Everyone kind of likes vacuum cleaners and wouldn't question the need for one... but no one's like "EHRMAGERD I freaking looooove vacuum cleaners". Well, my husband loves me like that but just sayin' in general like acquaintances, coworkers, etc. Also I am very loud and fast (hyper).
  • Posts: 893 Member
    Lollipop

    Big head
  • Posts: 7,026 Member
    Sweet Tarts - Sweet and a little zingy. Also round.
  • Maybe a peacock feather, because I tend to be very colourful.
  • Posts: 4,298 Member
    A vacuum cleaner comes to mind. Very practical and doesn't cost a lot to operate. Everyone kind of likes vacuum cleaners and wouldn't question the need for one... but no one's like "EHRMAGERD I freaking looooove vacuum cleaners". Well, my husband loves me like that but just sayin' in general like acquaintances, coworkers, etc. Also I am very loud and fast (hyper).
    I'm getting from this that MAYBE you like vacuum cleaners :p aha
  • Posts: 249 Member
    A brick. Solid and dependable. Useful on its own (e.g. as a paperweight, doorstop etc), but works best when in conjunction with other bricks as part of a team (in a wall).

    ETA: this is my model answer to the OP's question. For myself, I'm a fluffy moggie, purring away on your lap, thinking cat thoughts
    >^..^<
  • Posts: 10,740 Member
    I'm getting from this that MAYBE you like vacuum cleaners :p aha


    actually not so much ;-) I am bitter that I dropped too much cash on a Dyson and its performance is equivalent to my mom's $50 vac.
  • Posts: 195,832 Member
    Lipstick and Vintage Clothing

    That's just my style! :smile:
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