What Bizarre Crime Did The Above Person Commit?

bcoop911

slinging johns in a retirement home

Joannah700

Wheezing the juice

@bressie: Pauly Shore copyright infringement

@bcoop911: refused to come down after scaling Randys donuts, because as the news crews reported "(you) needed to show those donuts who was king of the mountain!"

bcoop911

poaching endangered species while naked....

Chalk_Slinger

Drive by nipple piercings

bcoop911

Rocking out to hard at a polka concert

Go_Mizzou99

Stole my bacon and hid it on a cliff

Joannah700

'Rescuing' fish from the pond at Disneyland.

TheNewPriceIsLoading

Streaking

bcoop911

driving his van around the elementary school handing out free candy... but with a Green Bay Packer cheese head foam hat on.

TheNewPriceIsLoading

driving his van around the elementary school handing out free candy... but with a Green Bay Packer cheese head foam hat on.

That's not even laughable.. Sicko

Chalk_Slinger

killing his own sense of humor!

Anahita_Swims

stealling all the toothpicks in a restaurant to build miniature models with

LAT1963

Eating all the shrimp out of the fried rice.

Joannah700

@Chalksinger: Refused access to all others at the college library because they books were all 'his' and no one could make him share.

@LAT1963: Re- enacted the famed music video, Let's Get Physical at the mall.

bcoop911

killing his own sense of humor!

haha^^^

@Joannah: She strangled a homeless man to death with her hair

Anahita_Swims

threading his ropes though a load of front doors so they couldn't be opened

_BlueGreyGreen_

Took of her sunglasses at the back and used her laser vision to open the vault

WhatAnAss

He kept offering me candy and wanted me to ride in his van

_BlueGreyGreen_

She concealed narcotics and contraband in her bumm. Hence the username

bcoop911

He made Molotov cocktails to use against mountain lions and accidentally started a forest fire