Why iz Is not lozin wate?

Kalikel

Calories expended running after owner to bathroom when she wakes up: 4

Calories expended jumping and running away from flush of toilet: 5

Calories expended chasing dem lizzurds: 67

Calories in baby lizzurd I ate: 30

Calories expended bugging owner, jumping up and down off couch and coffee table and creeping up on the plate for sum chicken frum her plate: 200

Calories in chicken she finally givez meh: 7

Calories expended running through house fast az I can, just to bes sure I can do that: 67

Calories expended trying to bite dem buttons off owner's shirt: 162 (Dem buttons iz b@$£@rd$ an dey mus die!!!)

Calories expended bugging owner to feed meh all dam day: 17,509

One can Fancy Feast (not enuff): 18 calories

Second can Fancy Feast (never enuff): 20 calories

The witch never feeds me enuff cuz evil vet sayz I don needz fud. I NEEDZ FUD!!!

I iz eatin at a defisit. Why don I luze wate?

malibu927

:laugh:

Does your owner weigh your food? That 38 calories could actually be 18,000.

Alatariel75

I think you're overestimating your burns. Get your owner to pop a Fitbit on as a collar and only eat back half :laugh:

Liftng4Lis

I think your owner is eating part of your fancy feast if your only getting 18 of the calories.

IconStillFree

My grammar Nazi senses are buzzing more than your vibrator

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TLIVIGNSTON

My grammar Nazi senses are buzzing more than your vibrator

bahahaha