What is your favourite Breaking Bad Quote?

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  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
    "Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. Ding ding ding ding ding. Ding ding ding." - Hector Salamanca

    Ah, Hector. Words for our time, man, words for our time.
  • GeorgiFett
    GeorgiFett Posts: 9 Member
    Mike: Just because you shot Jesse James, don’t make you Jesse James.
  • timberowl
    timberowl Posts: 331 Member
    I just love hearing Jesse call everyone bi$ches...makes me laugh ever time.

    This

    My favorite one is when he's saying it to Hank through the RV door. "bbbbbbbb*****!"
  • chrissywelsh10
    chrissywelsh10 Posts: 66 Member
    Got to be...

    I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS......
  • JupeJones
    JupeJones Posts: 107 Member
    No love for Saul yet? How about:

    "You don't want a criminal lawyer... you want a criminal lawyer."


    And I don't know if it counts as a "quote" so much as a monologue, but the entire bit with Badger's Star Trek script idea was awesome.
  • notyalc66
    notyalc66 Posts: 23 Member
    I just love hearing Jesse call everyone bi$ches...makes me laugh ever time.

    This

    My favorite one is when he's saying it to Hank through the RV door. "bbbbbbbb*****!"
  • notyalc66
    notyalc66 Posts: 23 Member
    My other favourite part was when Jesse kicks off at Walt about the Bobble hats they had when stealing the barrells of Methlamine. I laughed so much at those scenes.
  • Rays_Wife
    Rays_Wife Posts: 1,173 Member
    "I f*cked Ted." -Skyler
  • mrsjenfrank
    mrsjenfrank Posts: 1,015 Member
    "I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door & gets shot & you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!"

    Yes, yes, yes! Such rage behind these words. Amazing the power Walter has, and at that point in the series, no one even realizes it, or maybe they are just starting to. Geeky science teacher, no more!! Freakin fabulous!
  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
    No love for Saul yet? How about:

    "You don't want a criminal lawyer... you want a criminal lawyer."


    And I don't know if it counts as a "quote" so much as a monologue, but the entire bit with Badger's Star Trek script idea was awesome.

    That's the one I was going to post!!! I love the criminal lawyer line...

    I also like Hank's line to Walt: "You're the smartest guy I ever met and you're too stupid to see he made up his mind 10 minutes ago"

    We didn't watch it originally, but recorded the marathon on AMC that aired b/w Christmas and New Years, started out strong watching the first couple of seasons, had a long break, and then totally binge watched the last two seasons in record time just a month or so ago. I am still haunted by the last few episodes...
  • Tomm88
    Tomm88 Posts: 733 Member
    "I am the one who knocks!" damn i loved breaking bad, might watch it again
  • MrsHallam11
    MrsHallam11 Posts: 19 Member
    "Hey, just mark it down as a brain fart, and be thankful no one got killed"

    This had us in stitches for ages! Have withdrawal symptoms from no more BB! :( Awesome series!
  • Forty6and2
    Forty6and2 Posts: 2,492 Member
    "I watched Jane die. I was there. And I watched her die. I watched her overdose and choke to death. I could have saved her. But I didn't."

    Ugh, during the scene where he was watching her die, I was sitting on the couch yelling "Do something you f**ker!"
  • kshadows
    kshadows Posts: 1,315 Member
    "This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed..... B*TCH!"
  • AwMyLoLo
    AwMyLoLo Posts: 1,571 Member
    I just watched this episode last night. Mike talking to Walt at his house. Gave me chills. I really like Mike.



    I used to be a beat cop a long time ago.

    And I'd get called out on domestic disputes all the time, hundreds probably over the years.

    But there was this one guy, this one piece of sh it, that I will never forget. Gordy, he looked like Bo Svenson, you remember him? Walking Tall? You don't remember? Anyway, big boy. 270, 280. But his wife, whatever she was, his lady...was real small. Like a bird. Wrists like little branches. Anyway, my partner and I got called out there every weekend, and one of us would pull her aside and say "come on, tonight’s the night we press charges." And this wasn’t one of those deep-down he-loves-me set-ups — we get a lot of those — but not this. This girl was scared. She wasn’t going to cross him, no way, no how. Nothing we could do but pass her off to the EMT’s, put him in a car and drive him downtown, throw him in the drunk tank. He sleeps it off, next morning out he goes. Back home.

    But one night, my partner’s out sick, and it’s just me. And the call comes in and it’s the usual crap. Broke her nose in the shower kind of thing. So I cuff him, put him in the car and away we go. Only that night, we’re driving into town, and this sideways *kitten* is in my back seat humming "Danny Boy." And it just rubbed me wrong. So instead of left, I go right, out into nowhere. And I kneel him down, and I put my revolver in his mouth, and I told him, "This is it. This is how it ends." And he’s crying, going to the bathroom all over himself, swearing to God he’s going to leave her alone. Screaming … as much as you can with a gun in your mouth. And I told him to be quiet. Cause I needed to think about what I was going to do here. And of course he got quiet. Goes still. And real quiet. Like a dog waiting for dinner scraps. And we just stood there for a while, me acting like I’m thinking things over, and Prince Charming kneeling in the dirt with sh it in his pants. And after a few minutes I took the gun out of his mouth, and I say, "So help me if you touch her again I will such-and-such and such-and-such and blah blah blah blah blah".

    Just trying to do the right thing. But two weeks later he killed her. Of course. Caved her head in with the base of a Waring blender. We got there, there was so much blood you could taste the metal. The moral of the story is: I chose a half measure, when I should have gone all the way. I’ll never make that mistake again.

    No More Half Measures Walter
  • GhostriderMav
    GhostriderMav Posts: 308 Member
    "I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door & gets shot & you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!"

    Hank to Marie "this isn't Nazi Germany Marie" I don't know why the timing just made me laugh.


    Just watched finale last night. That was an amazing show. Now Mad Men will end this year and I will be fully depressed!
  • ThatGirl_1968
    ThatGirl_1968 Posts: 47 Member
    Breaking Bad is the best show of all time!! (Although Kevin Spacey House of Cards is VERY quote worthy!!). So many characters and quotes to love, but the one that came to my mind was from Saul when he first met Skyler, "Clearly his taste in women is the same as his taste in lawyers: only the very best with just the right amount of dirty" Must make time to watch again on Netflix!
  • kshadows
    kshadows Posts: 1,315 Member
    Breaking Bad is the best show of all time!! (Although Kevin Spacey House of Cards is VERY quote worthy!!). So many characters and quotes to love, but the one that came to my mind was from Saul when he first met Skyler, "Clearly his taste in women is the same as his taste in lawyers: only the very best with just the right amount of dirty" Must make time to watch again on Netflix!

    omg House of Cards quotes!! I could go on all day with that one.
  • Pipsg1rl
    Pipsg1rl Posts: 1,414 Member
    "Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. Ding ding ding ding ding. Ding ding ding." - Hector Salamanca

    Ah, Hector. Words for our time, man, words for our time.

    Brilliant.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    I just finished watching the series. I loved it!

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