I am sooooo sick, I need a pick me up, anyone got jokes?

Charlie001

:sick:

Bearface115

What are mario and Luigi's favorite material?

Charlie001

what?

kristinlough

bump ... and feel better!

Bearface115

Denim Denim Denim



( It's supposed to be read in the tune of the 2nd world in the 1st Mario game ever... Sorry if mine sucks!)

Feel Better... andi havemore stupid jokes if u want!

championnfl

Violets are red,Violets are blue,i'm so sorry that your sick too! Thats not a joke but sounded good! Get well...

Charlie001

Thanks. Will try to get through the day, and then try to drag myself to the gym. But I do not see that hapenning.

Bearface115

Its important to feel better! drink lots of fluids andkeep urself laughing!!:laugh:

tjkuyper

How do you catch a polar bear?









You cut a hole in the ice, and put peas around it. Then when the bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole!

Feel Better!

Charlie001

good one.

JuicyJBaby3

Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying.

She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me ... the whole world hates me!"

Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word: "That's not true, Mary. Some people don't even know you."

tiffanyb73

There were two buddies, one with a Doberman Pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to his friend, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat."
The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."
The buddy with the Doberman Pinscher says, "Just follow my lead."
They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the Doberman Pinscher puts on a pair of dark glasses and he starts to walk in. The bouncer at the door says, "Sorry, mac, no pets allowed."
The man with the Doberman Pinscher says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye-dog."
The bouncer says, "A Doberman Pinscher?"
He answers, "Yes, they're using them now; they're very good and protect me from robbers, too."
The man at the door says, "Come on in."
The buddy with the Chihuahua figures, "What the heck," so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in.
Once again the bouncer says, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed."
The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer at the door says, "A Chihuahua?"
The man with the Chihuahua says, "A Chihuahua?????? They gave me a Chihuahua?!"

Charlie001

There were two buddies, one with a Doberman Pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to his friend, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat."
The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."
The buddy with the Doberman Pinscher says, "Just follow my lead."
They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the Doberman Pinscher puts on a pair of dark glasses and he starts to walk in. The bouncer at the door says, "Sorry, mac, no pets allowed."
The man with the Doberman Pinscher says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye-dog."
The bouncer says, "A Doberman Pinscher?"
He answers, "Yes, they're using them now; they're very good and protect me from robbers, too."
The man at the door says, "Come on in."
The buddy with the Chihuahua figures, "What the heck," so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in.
Once again the bouncer says, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed."
The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer at the door says, "A Chihuahua?"
The man with the Chihuahua says, "A Chihuahua?????? They gave me a Chihuahua?!"

GOOD ONE.

tiffanyb73

A man looking for love sent his picture to the Lonely Hearts Club.
The reply came back, “We are not that lonely.”



hahahahahahaha:bigsmile: