Favorite "diet" quotes

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ashlee954
ashlee954 Posts: 1,112 Member
1) There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable. ~Mark Twain

2) We're the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world, and with more diets to keep us from eating it. ~Author Unknown

3) If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out. ~Jean Kerr

This one just cracks me up:

4) I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. ~Erma Bombeck

What are some of yours?

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  • kalebsmama07
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    love the last one =)
  • AnaNotBanana
    AnaNotBanana Posts: 963 Member
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    "If you want something you've never had, do something you've never done."

    This one got me through a lot of runs.
  • BullDozier
    BullDozier Posts: 237 Member
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    I saw this one on someone's profile around here I think:

    "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels."
  • helloiloveukitty
    helloiloveukitty Posts: 448 Member
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    Fall seven times, stand up eight
  • chatal36
    chatal36 Posts: 167 Member
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    "Determination is remembering what you want"

    "Act the way you want to be, and soon you'll be the way you act "

    " Excellence is not an act but a habit"
  • Audi68
    Audi68 Posts: 113 Member
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    "Failing is only temporary, quiting makes it permanent."
  • sarahbarah25
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    "Determination is remembering what you want"

    "Act the way you want to be, and soon you'll be the way you act "

    " Excellence is not an act but a habit"


    I'm Totally stealing "Act the way you want to be, and soon you'll be the way you act " LOVE IT
  • chatal36
    chatal36 Posts: 167 Member
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    Physical fitness can neither be achieved by wishful thinking nor outright purchase.

    - Joseph Pilates
  • chatal36
    chatal36 Posts: 167 Member
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    “The difference between try and triumph is just a little umph!”


    “Obstacles are those things you see when you take your eyes off the goal.”

    “You only ever grow as a human being if you’re outside your comfort zone.”
  • chatal36
    chatal36 Posts: 167 Member
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    “The big secret in life is that there is no big secret. Whatever your goal, you can get there if you’re willing to work.”
    – Oprah Winfrey


    “You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.” – Margaret Thatcher :explode:
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    "I prefer lie downs to sit ups." ~ Garfield