New work day-off suggestion

Go_Mizzou99

We all know about vacation, sick leave, PTO, floating holiday, comp time...

Just think what morale would be like at work if instead of calling in sick, we could call in "well"

This is what I think it would go like:
"Hello? Boss. It's a beautiful day and I feel too damned good to come to work today. I'm calling in well. See ya' tomorrow."