Declaration of Independence, MFP Style

Granville_Cocteau

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."
-Thomas Jefferson

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PotterJoe: Sheesh, why don't you tell me whatcha really think? TL; DR.

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KittyKat: Unalienable? Self-evident? Pretentious b.s.. SMH.:noway:

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DistillerDude:

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I_am_Sarcastic: Declaration, lol. What's next--unicorns and rainbows?.:laugh:

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That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness."

RunfortheCrown: You're trying too hard, bro.

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ToryLoverPA: Jefferson is a LIAR!

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PissedoffinBoston:

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GeorgiaMooGirl: Help! I don't know what to do. My husband keeps sabotaging my independence.

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PiratesofthePants: I'm endowed...

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MillerNY:

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LiberTeeTim: Seriously guys, what is this new government going to do about slave ownership and women's suffrage? Big problems there.

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MoreFoodzforMe: /\ Lol, what a 'tard. Big problemz...not!

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NoPinkWeights:


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PuritanPete: Reported for bullying King George. Also should be blog post.

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VirginiaMaven: In before Yorktown....

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CornKingofKentucky:

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GeorgiePorgie: Declaration of Dumb! :laugh:

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Iron_Adonis: The Continental Army should go high protein, with BCAAs, hit the weights, full body 3x week, interval training after, creatine supplements. Worked for me, bros.

sixout

I'm not sure what this is.

mustlovecakes

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of boobs...

PrizePopple