What Is Better?

Wilbur_NOLA
Wilbur_NOLA Posts: 120 Member
in Food and Nutrition
What is better?


Shakeology

or

Body By Vi

or

Advocare 24 Day Challenge


I'm looking to invest a ton of money into a pyramid scheme that encourages weight loss through over-priced supplements.

Replies

  • WakkoW
    WakkoW Posts: 567 Member
    I'll send you some supplements. Just give me your banking information.
  • deluxmary2000
    deluxmary2000 Posts: 981 Member
    "Body by DeluxMary2000"

    It's better than supplements... you pay $10,000/week for me to follow you around and slap the food out of your hand.
  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
    Hi. I just found out that I'm a prince in Nigeria. Please help me claim my family's wealth by sending me $5000 for my legal fees. I will share the profits with you for your service.
  • Bellodesiderare
    Bellodesiderare Posts: 278 Member
    "Body by DeluxMary2000"

    It's better than supplements... you pay $10,000/week for me to follow you around and slap the food out of your hand.

    That would've been helpful 78 lbs ago....
  • kshadows
    kshadows Posts: 1,315 Member
    None of the above
  • AJ_G
    AJ_G Posts: 4,158 Member
    First 3 replies in this thread are gold. This is why I love the forums.
  • VelveteenArabian
    VelveteenArabian Posts: 758 Member
    Hi. I just found out that I'm a prince in Nigeria. Please help me claim my family's wealth by sending me $5000 for my legal fees. I will share the profits with you for your service.

    I would but I am in Peru on vacation and all of my money and belongings were stolen. If you would please wire me $5000, I will help you with your legal fees once I am back in the US.
  • kgeyser
    kgeyser Posts: 22,505 Member
    I'll sell you all my plastic tupperware-type containers for $250 as part of the 14 Day Fix program. It's 14 days because that's how long it would take to use up all the containers before having to wash them. Guaranteed* weight loss or your money back.



    *not a guarantee
  • cristinadam34
    cristinadam34 Posts: 2 Member
    I love Shakeology. On the days I drink it, I feel better both mentally and physically AND I don't crave sugar! I even freeze some to make fudge-sicle treats in the evenings sometimes.
  • BombshellPhoenix
    BombshellPhoenix Posts: 1,693 Member
    I'd invest in a digital food scale and a calorie deficit.
  • FredDoyle
    FredDoyle Posts: 2,272 Member
    I love Shakeology. On the days I drink it, I feel better both mentally and physically AND I don't crave sugar! I even freeze some to make fudge-sicle treats in the evenings sometimes.
    You forgot about your increased energy and how great your nails skin and hair are now.
  • stephanieluvspb
    stephanieluvspb Posts: 997 Member
    Silly goose! That stuff doesn't work! You need to use raspberry ketones and a 21 day water fast!!
  • KameHameHaaaa
    KameHameHaaaa Posts: 837 Member
    :laugh:
  • ScottDowell
    ScottDowell Posts: 95 Member
    I think shakeology is batter then body by vi. It will surely give you a result, you need to replace your entire diet with shakeology. Reduce junk foods. It will increase your energy level and make you feel healthier.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,364 Member
    I can't believe you haven't even considered coffee enemas. Send me your credit card details and I'll send you my money back guaranteed* product.









    *Refunds only in cases where extra limbs develop.
  • paperpudding
    paperpudding Posts: 9,311 Member
    I think any of them would be fantastic for weight loss OP *






    * in conjunction with diet and exercise.
  • paperpudding
    paperpudding Posts: 9,311 Member
    Have you considered doing a detox cleanse before starting the shakes, OP?
  • Lizzy622
    Lizzy622 Posts: 3,705 Member
    What is better?


    Shakeology

    or

    Body By Vi

    or

    Advocare 24 Day Challenge


    I'm looking to invest a ton of money into a pyramid scheme that encourages weight loss through over-priced supplements.

    I used the carb cycling app for Body by Vi but made my own shakes. It worked well but didn't cost anything because the app is free. Sorry. :embarassed:
  • Wilbur_NOLA
    Wilbur_NOLA Posts: 120 Member
    I started with 3 options, but now have so many more to choose from.

    Shakeology
    Body By Vi
    Advocare 24 Day Challenge

    Body by DeluxMary2000 - Having someone to slap food out of my hands for only $10,000/week sounds like a really good deal.
    Nigerian Prince - Sending $5000 is cheaper than $10,000/week, but no promise of weight loss.
    Tupperware - $250 for containers seems fair and would save me from having to do dishes for a while. Weight loss was guaranteed.
    Raspberry Ketones w/ 21 day water fast - Sounds tasty and it comes with a 21 day water fast.
    Coffee Enemas - Money back guarantee* and you only have to provide a credit card.

    Decisions, decisions, decisions...

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