V Cookies for Second Graders

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  • ssaraj43
    ssaraj43 Posts: 575 Member
    I was lurking here a little while ago and didn't post because I don't have anything else to add. You can only say no way in hell so many ways.

    I did have the tab up still though and my fourth grade son saw "Mom Bakes Vagina C...".

    So the nine year old fourth grader says "that's disgusting Mom,why are you looking at that???!!!" He didn't even see the pictures.
  • kaseyr1505
    kaseyr1505 Posts: 624 Member
    If she wanted to teach them about menstruation, she could make cherry filled cupcakes!
  • SuperHero_Kitty
    SuperHero_Kitty Posts: 63 Member
    If she wanted to teach them about menstruation, she could make cherry filled cupcakes!
    NSV: Held in my barf....this tested me. Thanks. I'm not fat enough to even think that is good...... :noway:
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    I'm all sorts of uncomfortable with the idea of this. I mean, they're so young, and impressionable, and here we are giving them cookies as if sugar isn't POISON! :noway:
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    I love the texts the mom sent the teacher. :huh:

    My son is in first grade and if he came home from school next year saying he learned all about vaginas I'd be at the school ready to talk to the principal when it opened the next morning. Seven year olds don't need anatomically correct vagina cookies.

    I agree. I'm still not sure (even after reading her rant) how she thought eating cookies was promoting respect for self. smdh

    I checked it out of reddit. While there is no school district listed and basically no way to verify it I do question the validity. It's also a second person account of the story, so it could be made up or blown out of proportion. Still would not surprise me if it was true.

    I spend a lot of time on Reddit, and boy, do they love to hate on straw feminists. This story is basically Reddit circle jerk 101. I saw it in the wild, and my BS detector went off.

    After mulling it around for the last day or so.... I'm starting to wonder if the story isn't full of shenanigans... because it just seems so far-fetched... however, there are crazy *kitten* people out there that would do and believe this kind of stuff... Either way, I'm kinda tired of seeing brightly colored vagina cookies on my facebook feed now.

    I do have my suspicions but meh, this was too hard to resist
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    I'm all sorts of uncomfortable with the idea of this. I mean, they're so young, and impressionable, and here we are giving them cookies as if sugar isn't POISON! :noway:

    Well, the V did save them from the sugar demons. Maybe there are some magical properties in there?
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    I'm all sorts of uncomfortable with the idea of this. I mean, they're so young, and impressionable, and here we are giving them cookies as if sugar isn't POISON! :noway:

    Well, the V did save them from the sugar demons. Maybe there are some magical properties in there?
    You mean like raspberry ketones?
  • NotShena
    NotShena Posts: 172 Member
    no-effin-way_zpseb4333c2.gif

    Totally heard that in his accent
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    nothing wrong with learning and understanding human anatomy

    the female body is so highly sexualized ( ugggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) though so obviously people are going to lose their *kitten* piss bag over this
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    nothing wrong with learning and understanding human anatomy

    the female body is so highly sexualized ( ugggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) though so obviously people are going to lose their *kitten* piss bag over this

    Let's not sexualize piss bags
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    What a tool. Vagina Cookies? Inappropriate for a 7 year old.
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    She hopes the teacher's husband is abusive and beats her, because the teacher stated the obvious (vagina cookies are inappropriate)? If this is a true story, that woman is all kinds of crazy.
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    "I’m assuming because the teacher, trying to salvage the cookies as treats for the children, scraped the labia off the cookies and handed them out to the kids. "

    i was dying
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    Ah man, this was a /r/TIFU story? More like /r/ThatHappened.
  • ttcbelieve
    ttcbelieve Posts: 181 Member
    bat-**** crazy
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    I'm all sorts of uncomfortable with the idea of this. I mean, they're so young, and impressionable, and here we are giving them cookies as if sugar isn't POISON! :noway:

    Well, the V did save them from the sugar demons. Maybe there are some magical properties in there?
    You mean like raspberry ketones?

    And Pixie Dust
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    I'm all sorts of uncomfortable with the idea of this. I mean, they're so young, and impressionable, and here we are giving them cookies as if sugar isn't POISON! :noway:

    Well, the V did save them from the sugar demons. Maybe there are some magical properties in there?
    You mean like raspberry ketones?

    And Pixie Dust

    Pixie Dust is extra magical on V cookies.
  • ladymiseryali
    ladymiseryali Posts: 2,555 Member
    I'm all for proper sex education, but not at that age.
  • Shawshankcan
    Shawshankcan Posts: 900 Member
    So the mother won't be attending Friday's because of a "lack of disrespect?" She needs to attend more days to learn what words actually mean.
  • Jennloella
    Jennloella Posts: 2,286 Member
    No no no
  • Original_Sinner
    Original_Sinner Posts: 180 Member
    nothing wrong with learning and understanding human anatomy

    the female body is so highly sexualized ( ugggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) though so obviously people are going to lose their *kitten* piss bag over this

    I can't believe this thread is still up.

    i'm all for human anatomy and kids learning....

    but this mom completely lost it for me when she said that the kids needed learn about pleasing the vagina"

    i'm sorry but NO. No kid (especially in Grade 2) needs to know about pleasing the vagina.

    Anatomy? if that was her ONLY predication for bringing the cupcakes to school then it would have some merit, but then why not arm cupcakes and leg cupcakes and penile cupcakes and ab cupcakes.....

    Why ALL vagina....

    and why in her defence of her actions did she say the kids needed to learn about "pleasing" it.

    and finally, last point, why do we want a woman who advocates domestic violence towards the teacher, to have ANY say in what the kids should and should not learn.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    nothing wrong with learning and understanding human anatomy

    the female body is so highly sexualized ( ugggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) though so obviously people are going to lose their *kitten* piss bag over this

    I can't believe this thread is still up.

    i'm all for human anatomy and kids learning....

    but this mom completely lost it for me when she said that the kids needed learn about pleasing the vagina"

    i'm sorry but NO. No kid (especially in Grade 2) needs to know about pleasing the vagina.

    Anatomy? if that was her ONLY predication for bringing the cupcakes to school then it would have some merit, but then why not arm cupcakes and leg cupcakes and penile cupcakes and ab cupcakes.....

    Why ALL vagina....

    and why in her defence of her actions did she say the kids needed to learn about "pleasing" it.

    and finally, last point, why do we want a woman who advocates domestic violence towards the teacher, to have ANY say in what the kids should and should not learn.
    Like religion, I don't think it's a school's job to take on (without my express permission) teaching my child about sex. And this isn't even the school! It's a random parent.

    Nothing about this was OK.

    I'm fine with sex ed in school, but at least when I was a kid, my parents had to sign a permission slip in order for me to take it. They did and I would, as well (can't remember anymore, but I probably did for my daughter).

    I would be just as upset about penis cookies, for the record. Not appropriate for the age or the venue.
  • Original_Sinner
    Original_Sinner Posts: 180 Member
    nothing wrong with learning and understanding human anatomy

    the female body is so highly sexualized ( ugggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) though so obviously people are going to lose their *kitten* piss bag over this

    I can't believe this thread is still up.

    i'm all for human anatomy and kids learning....

    but this mom completely lost it for me when she said that the kids needed learn about pleasing the vagina"

    i'm sorry but NO. No kid (especially in Grade 2) needs to know about pleasing the vagina.

    Anatomy? if that was her ONLY predication for bringing the cupcakes to school then it would have some merit, but then why not arm cupcakes and leg cupcakes and penile cupcakes and ab cupcakes.....

    Why ALL vagina....

    and why in her defence of her actions did she say the kids needed to learn about "pleasing" it.

    and finally, last point, why do we want a woman who advocates domestic violence towards the teacher, to have ANY say in what the kids should and should not learn.
    Like religion, I don't think it's a school's job to take on (without my express permission) teaching my child about sex. And this isn't even the school! It's a random parent.

    Nothing about this was OK.

    I'm fine with sex ed in school, but at least when I was a kid, my parents had to sign a permission slip in order for me to take it. They did and I would, as well (can't remember anymore, but I probably did for my daughter).

    I would be just as upset about penis cookies, for the record. Not appropriate for the age or the venue.

    no I agree with that.

    I wouldn't want cupcakes that show either anatomical gender. i was just saying that if anatomy was her foremost intent, why focus on just one narrow, single, little piece of the whole pie.

    anatomy is so much more than a lady's bits.

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