Happy Birthday _crafty_

Jacwhite22
Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
Happy birthday to one of the most awesome people on here. Happy birthday Heather! Hope you have a great day.

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  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
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  • KelARita7
    KelARita7 Posts: 2,694 Member
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
  • Chain_Ring
    Chain_Ring Posts: 753 Member
    Don't know her but hear she is full of awesomeness...............HAPPY CAKE DAY! eNJOY!
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  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    Happy BIRTHDAY!!!!

    If I knew how to post gifs, I'd post one of a stripper coming out of a cake!! :bigsmile:
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
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  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    I LOVE YOU!
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  • Happy Birthday ! I've seen your gorgeous face around! <3
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    What about Lea?
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Happy birthday to one awesome badass little lady.
    I hope Jason ****s your brains out!!
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  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    I'm here for the party!
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    Happy birthday, hot stuff!
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    Well this girl came up to me, she says she's new in town
    But the crew been said they seen her around
    I thought they were right but I didn't want to know
    The girlie was Def and she wanted to go
    I think her name is Lucy but they all call Loose
    I think I thought I seen her on eighth and forty-deuce
    The next think she said, my place or yours?
    Let's kick some bass behind closed doors!
    We got into the cab, the cab driver said
    He recognized my girlie from the back of her head
    He said a little something about tip to base
    So I made him stop the cab to get out of the place
    I shouldn't have looked back man I'll always regret it
    Something's going on and I'll probably never get it
    She was crying like a baby, stupid dumb
    It's just too bad that girl's a bum

    She's crafty, she's gets around
    She's crafty, she's always down
    She's crafty, she's got a gripe
    She's crafty, and she's just my type
    She's crafty

    I spent my last dollar to buy a Sabrett
    When I seen this girl I could never forget
    Now I like nothing better than a pretty girl smile
    And I haven't seen a smile that pretty in a while
    The girl came up to me she said she loved the show
    Asked her to come home and she couldn't say, no
    We got the crib, there's Adam and D.
    We didn't say a word, they just stared at me
    I said, I don't know her just met her tonight
    And Adrock started hiding everything in sight
    D. pulled me over said, hide your gold,
    The girl is crafty like ice is cold!
    The girl is crafty, she knows all the moves
    I started playing records, she knew all the grooves
    He thought she was a thief and D. was right
    But I just figured she'd spend the night
    When I woke up later in the afternoon
    She had taken all the things from inside his room
    I found myself naked in the middle of the floor
    She had taken the bed and the chest of drawers
    The mirror, the TV, the new guitar cord
    My remote control and my old skateboard
    She robbed us blind, she took all we owned
    And the boys blamed me for bringing her home

    She's crafty, she's gets around
    She's crafty, she's always down
    She's crafty, she's got a gripe
    She's crafty, and she's just my type
    She's crafty

    She's crafty, she's gets around
    She's crafty, she's always down
    She's crafty, she's got a gripe
    She's crafty, and she's just my type
    She's crafty

    She's gets around
    She's crafty, and she's always down
    She's crafty, she's got a gripe
    She's crafty, and she's just my type
    She's crafty!!!!!!
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  • Music_is_my_soul
    Music_is_my_soul Posts: 792 Member
    Happy Birthday Heather for like the 4th time today... I think.. Might only be the 3rd. But either way!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEAUTIFUL LADY!!!!! :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :heart: :heart:
  • HealthyBodySickMind
    HealthyBodySickMind Posts: 1,207 Member
    Happy Birthday, Heather!

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  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
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  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    I hope you get lots of B-day spanks next time you see your man.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    Hang in there...
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  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
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  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
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  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
    HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! :flowerforyou: :drinker:

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  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
    I don't know you. I hope your day of birth is magical.
    Log the cake. lol
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    I don't know you. I hope your day of birth is magical.
    Log the cake. lol

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  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
    Did someone say no cake???

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  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    Happy Birthday!!!


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  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    Happy Birthday!!!


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    I :heart: you so hard!
  • MrJThomasEsq
    MrJThomasEsq Posts: 144 Member
    Happy Birthday beautiful.