Saying "Let's still be friends" after a break-up ...

Aero1dynamic
Aero1dynamic Posts: 702 Member
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Thought this might be fun!


Saying "Let's still be friends" after a break-up is like saying....


"The dog died but we can still keep it"





((Add your own analogy and let's have some laughs!))

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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    yeah it doesn't work, I will admit there are an odd few that I'm still friends with, but so rare!
  • johnnylakis
    johnnylakis Posts: 812 Member
    When I break up with a lady I say, "It's not me, it's you" :)
  • ChrissyC1985
    ChrissyC1985 Posts: 406 Member
    I'm friends with most of my ex-boyfriends, mostly because it would be awkward not to because we have so many friends in common and go to all the same places, it's just easier to try and still get along. one is still a very good friend and my current gym buddy.
  • thadenge
    thadenge Posts: 51 Member
    I've managed it with everyone I've dated except for my second ex-wife (I don't think she'd spit on me if I was on fire). A lot depends on the reasons for the break-up and how much of a friendship existed before and during dating but it can work.

    I do like the analogy though LOL...for my marriage that one totally works. That dog was dead and stinkin'! :sick:
  • sympha01
    sympha01 Posts: 942 Member
    Translation: "We can still hook up tho', right?"
  • Aero1dynamic
    Aero1dynamic Posts: 702 Member
    ....is like kidnappers saying "keep in touch" after they let you go.
  • thadenge
    thadenge Posts: 51 Member
    ....is like kidnappers saying "keep in touch" after they let you go.

    LMAO THAT one fits my marriage even better than the dead dog one!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Isn't there an entire industry dedicated to taxidermy for lost pets?
  • Aero1dynamic
    Aero1dynamic Posts: 702 Member
    Isn't there an entire industry dedicated to taxidermy for lost pets?

    Wonder if I could get them to stuff a few exes? I have darts and need some target practice
  • RedArizona5
    RedArizona5 Posts: 465 Member
    Unless you have kids…your stuck with them whether you let them in your life or not the child forever thinks of them and so on and so forth…
    I don't talk to my one ex…never will even if I had the chance… its like having more drinks when your hungover..no thanx..glad i had no kids with you and glad your outta my life for stinking ever
  • kimnsc
    kimnsc Posts: 560 Member
    Remained friends with my ex's with the exception of one....Him I wouldn't spit on if he was on fire....
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Isn't there an entire industry dedicated to taxidermy for lost pets?

    Wonder if I could get them to stuff a few exes? I have darts and need some target practice

    I'm guessing that life like action is more expensive

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    than just the head

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  • thadenge
    thadenge Posts: 51 Member
    Remained friends with my ex's with the exception of one....Him I wouldn't spit on if he was on fire....

    Hey that was my line for my ex...get your own one! LMAO
  • Aero1dynamic
    Aero1dynamic Posts: 702 Member
    Isn't there an entire industry dedicated to taxidermy for lost pets?

    Wonder if I could get them to stuff a few exes? I have darts and need some target practice

    I'm guessing that life like action is more expensive

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    than just the head

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Oi_Sunshine
    Oi_Sunshine Posts: 819 Member
    It means "I won't divulge your secrets if you won't divulge mine." It's insurance. Or blackmail.
  • SheGlows
    SheGlows Posts: 520 Member
    "Don't show those n00dz to anyone and I won't show yours, k?"
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    "I still wanna kick it with your hot sister."
  • Aero1dynamic
    Aero1dynamic Posts: 702 Member
    It's like getting a $5 off coupon after the dry-cleaner ruined your prom dress
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
    Like being made to watch terms of endearment with no chocolate.
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    Like saying...Watch your step after you've already tripped. WTF!
  • ZombieKillaPrincess
    ZombieKillaPrincess Posts: 404 Member
    "Maybe a drunken booty call some night?"
  • shutch2112
    shutch2112 Posts: 236 Member
    It's like winning the lottery, and them offering you a Bed, Bath, and Beyond coupon instead. *sigh*

    On a related note, I'm moving in with my most recent ex as roommates, no romance allowed. Too bad I still have feelings for him. Welcome to awkward-ville...
  • SuperVixen2B
    SuperVixen2B Posts: 218 Member
    You're fired...but you can still come by and work, you're just not getting paid.
  • moya_bleh
    moya_bleh Posts: 1,375 Member
    Translation: "Can I keep you as back-up in case it doesn't work out with the other person I'm sleeping with?"

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