Men are pigs from the very beginning

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  • chickadee2010
    chickadee2010 Posts: 1,389 Member
    I agree that they're pigs! lol. Man up. I'm being serious, but your story about the Price Is Right is funny! :laugh:
  • AmberElaine84
    AmberElaine84 Posts: 964 Member
    LOL!!! Too funny!!

    My 13 month old is a boob man as well!! I do breastfeed, still, though. It just seems like when we are in public, the perfect spot to rest his cold hands is right in between the twins. He wiggles and waggles his fingers in there, normally when I'm trying to hold a conversation with someone....

    my boys are 6 & 3 and still try to "warm their hands" on my boobs or belly... :laugh:
    Boys are smert. If we try that...that's what pepper spray was invented for.

    At some age that stops being cute... glad I have not reached that age yet!
    I look at it as revenge for their ice cold feet.

    Hey, I can't help it that my feet are cold!! Good thing you boys are still cute enough to warm your hands up there!! :wink:
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  • AmberElaine84
    AmberElaine84 Posts: 964 Member
    LOL!!! Too funny!!

    My 13 month old is a boob man as well!! I do breastfeed, still, though. It just seems like when we are in public, the perfect spot to rest his cold hands is right in between the twins. He wiggles and waggles his fingers in there, normally when I'm trying to hold a conversation with someone....

    my boys are 6 & 3 and still try to "warm their hands" on my boobs or belly... :laugh:
    Boys are smert. If we try that...that's what pepper spray was invented for.

    I don't mind... just have to know your real name first and need a bit of small talk directed towards the eyes not the ( * )( * )


    LMAO!!:laugh: :laugh:
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    I don't mind... just have to know your real name first and need a bit of small talk directed towards the eyes not the ( * )( * )
    I'm occasionally mesmerized by my own bewbies, so I don't really blame them. But you're right, they need to at least make an effort at eye contact once in a while... :tongue:
  • larousse_37
    larousse_37 Posts: 80

    Men. Pigs from the beginning.

    You say that like it's a bad thing.

    3 girls. Never had that problem.

    I do get tired of the "Hot Fireman" Calendar in my kitchen though.

    A firefighting team in New South Wales raised money this year by making a calendar of their female firefighters!! I got it for my partner as a gag gift haha. Google 'girls on fire' I'm sure they'd be happy to send it out to you ;-)
  • Procrastinator
    Procrastinator Posts: 104
    Haha that is sooooo cute. But then again its only cute when they're young :P
  • mrmarius
    mrmarius Posts: 1,802 Member
    oink oink. lol that is funny
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    oink oink. lol that is funny

    And the Winner of the Pig Of The Week is....MONT! :wink: :bigsmile:
  • TheMaidOfAstolat
    TheMaidOfAstolat Posts: 3,222 Member
    Aww that is adorable. As long as it doesn't carry over into puberty. I can't wait to have a little boy...I have a little princess at the moment who is all girl. I need a boy who is willing to play sports and be rough and gross.
  • fitterpam
    fitterpam Posts: 3,064 Member
    LOL - I love little boys that are fascinated with girls. My friend's 2 year old used to grab their CDs with half naked girls on them and just exclaim "WOOOOOOW" breathlessly.......LMAO
  • AmberElaine84
    AmberElaine84 Posts: 964 Member
    Aww that is adorable. As long as it doesn't carry over into puberty. I can't wait to have a little boy...I have a little princess at the moment who is all girl. I need a boy who is willing to play sports and be rough and gross.

    Boys are rough and gross from the minute they pop out...however they may. My one year old is the most disgusting baby out of all three of my kids (2 older ones being GIRLS, of course!) LOL. Every dirty diaper he can grab, any garbage can he can knock down. And he always, ALWAYS walks around the house grabbing his butt. Either end....(This picture was taken this weekend when he got his diaper off because he saw me running a bath for him....) Christmas2010202.jpg
  • mrmarius
    mrmarius Posts: 1,802 Member
    Aww that is adorable. As long as it doesn't carry over into puberty. I can't wait to have a little boy...I have a little princess at the moment who is all girl. I need a boy who is willing to play sports and be rough and gross.

    Boys are rough and gross from the minute they pop out...however they may. My one year old is the most disgusting baby out of all three of my kids (2 older ones being GIRLS, of course!) LOL. Every dirty diaper he can grab, any garbage can he can knock down. And he always, ALWAYS walks around the house grabbing his butt. Either end....(This picture was taken this weekend when he got his diaper off because he saw me running a bath for him....) Christmas2010202.jpg

    hilarious. sadly i have a coworker who walks around doing that. (well not naked but still)
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    hilarious. sadly i have a coworker who walks around doing that. (well not naked but still)
    I am either doing that, or pulling an Al Bundy.
    albundyhandinpants.jpg
  • jad54
    jad54 Posts: 192
    Hell yeah we are :grunts in satisfaction:


    ^^^^This
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    hilarious. sadly i have a coworker who walks around doing that. (well not naked but still)
    I am either doing that, or pulling an Al Bundy.
    albundyhandinpants.jpg

    I catch my one son doing that all the time. I do not know where he gets it from, I never sit like that.

    My youngest is going to be my problem... he is already a little flirty heartbreaker. When I get him from school every little girl "bye Mickey"..one little girl hugs him every day. Who is that "Eh, I don't know just some girl"

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    His blue eyes, blond hair and big smile gets any and every girl eating out of his hand... and he knows it.
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  • RoadDog
    RoadDog Posts: 2,946 Member
    I don't mind... just have to know your real name first and need a bit of small talk directed towards the eyes not the ( * )( * )
    I'm occasionally mesmerized by my own bewbies, so I don't really blame them. But you're right, they need to at least make an effort at eye contact once in a while... :tongue:

    I'm glad I don't have boobs. I'd be home standing in front of a mirror right now. Probably lose my job.
  • NYIceQueen
    NYIceQueen Posts: 1,423
    I don't mind... just have to know your real name first and need a bit of small talk directed towards the eyes not the ( * )( * )
    I'm occasionally mesmerized by my own bewbies, so I don't really blame them. But you're right, they need to at least make an effort at eye contact once in a while... :tongue:

    I'm glad I don't have boobs. I'd be home standing in front of a mirror right now. Probably lose my job.

    You wouldn't need a job 'cuz you'd be on Oprah, Maury, etc if you DID have boobs :laugh:
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