How was your poop today?

smb0421
smb0421 Posts: 37
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today...tiny, hard, rock-like turds that made me bleed :(
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  • smb0421
    smb0421 Posts: 37
    hopefully not the same color
  • Screwedntattooed
    Screwedntattooed Posts: 238 Member
    I don't think I pooped today!? Oh no!
  • kbmnurse
    kbmnurse Posts: 2,484 Member
    Grow up
  • smb0421
    smb0421 Posts: 37
    Grow up

    lighten up
  • Herelum
    Herelum Posts: 68 Member
    Grow up

    lighten up

    freshen up :P haha jk
  • smb0421
    smb0421 Posts: 37
    Grow up

    lighten up

    freshen up :P haha jk

    p00p it up
  • smb0421
    smb0421 Posts: 37
    a piece of art
  • climbinghigh88
    climbinghigh88 Posts: 36
    i feel like poop might be code word for something here....lol
  • wrkowt70
    wrkowt70 Posts: 24 Member
    today...tiny, hard, rock-like turds that made me bleed :(

    you need a fiber supplement or more leafy greens
  • smb0421
    smb0421 Posts: 37
    i feel like poop might be code word for something here....lol

    i'm not that sly, i was just referring to feces haha
  • smb0421
    smb0421 Posts: 37
    you're right
  • wrkowt70
    wrkowt70 Posts: 24 Member
    you're right

    Mm mm puckered starfish....
  • RunnerStephe
    RunnerStephe Posts: 2,195
    3 times!! Smooth and clean.
  • PrizePopple
    PrizePopple Posts: 3,133 Member
    Trader Joe's Secrets of the Psyllium.

    That is what helps make the most epic of turds. Fiber is good.
  • putnam80
    putnam80 Posts: 69 Member
    And there it is
  • smb0421
    smb0421 Posts: 37
    3 times!! Smooth and clean.

    LUCKYYY
  • TheVirgoddess
    TheVirgoddess Posts: 4,535 Member
    Today was a good day.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    Mine was good! Candy cane shaped
    Candy corn shaped would be way more appropriate this time of year.


    Well, the corn part any time of year really...
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    I'm a good lil pooper. Lucky, and the high fiber tortillas, apples, and spinach help too.
  • BigTireFlipper
    BigTireFlipper Posts: 116 Member
    Trader Joe's Secrets of the Psyllium.

    That is what helps make the most epic of turds. Fiber is good.

    I became a sort of minor hero at work because of psyllium. I mix it in with a drink at work. "What's that?" And 9 out of 10 want to know where to get some. Although the health food industry has caught on to it and the price has gone up dramatically over the last 7 years. Great stuff.
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    I'm a lady. Ladies don't poop.
  • postrockandcats
    postrockandcats Posts: 1,145 Member
    today...tiny, hard, rock-like turds that made me bleed :(

    Water and fiber FTW. :drinker:
  • burning2much
    burning2much Posts: 4,846 Member
    Only reason I came on this thread was to see what tink said
  • nicolemtracy
    nicolemtracy Posts: 301 Member
    Orange from home-made curried carrot soup yesterday XD
  • winf
    winf Posts: 764 Member
    right on schedule
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    Only reason I came on this thread was to see what tink said

    Disappointed? :tongue:
  • burning2much
    burning2much Posts: 4,846 Member
    Only reason I came on this thread was to see what tink said

    Disappointed? :tongue:

    LOL, no
  • ButtBagg
    ButtBagg Posts: 25
    i dont think i even went today um
    ill go later ;D
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    Trader Joe's Secrets of the Psyllium.

    That is what helps make the most epic of turds. Fiber is good.

    I became a sort of minor hero at work because of psyllium. I mix it in with a drink at work. "What's that?" And 9 out of 10 want to know where to get some. Although the health food industry has caught on to it and the price has gone up dramatically over the last 7 years. Great stuff.

    Organic whole psyllium husk fiber on Amazon for $10. Works wonders.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I haven't pooped yet, but I just ripped one at my desk, which means someone's going to come to my desk needing something any second now. Yep, here he comes! :neutral_face:

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