: you wake up in bed w/ the person above..
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kicking cat out sorry!0
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I have nothing innocent to say after that.0
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I must have been very good this year.0
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or a very naughty boy0
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Can I pull your hair?0
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You have the key to these handcuffs, right?0
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I will in a couple hours baby!0
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This is shaping up to be a nice little orgy.0
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Could you grab me a Gatorade, I'm a bit dehydrated.0
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do you have any more beer on that side of the bed?0
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Let me grab one for you... Wait, I'm still cuffed to the bed.0
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Don't worry, I made martinis. Martinis for everyone.0
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lol I lost the key but I'm gonna go to the store and get more beer brb0
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steals the covers and goes back to sleep0
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I would steal her! there will be no sleep0
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I would play0
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I would sneak out so his wife doesn't kill me, too!0
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thank him for letting me crash for the night0
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pinch myself0
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