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  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
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    T-T-T-Today, JUNIOR!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Hey look everybody, Billy peed his pants.
  • Stev0lved
    Stev0lved Posts: 28 Member
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    If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    omg yay!!!
  • stupidloser
    stupidloser Posts: 300 Member
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    yeah baby yeah!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    well hey!
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
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    That's quacktastic!!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
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    I choose... BUSINESS ETHICS!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Hey I'm trying to score points with the teacher today. DON'T SCREW IT UP.
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
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    Couch... Couch...

    C. O. R. ARE YOU GOING TO THE MALL LATER?

    Couch.

    C. O. U. C. H.

    I am the smartest man alive!!!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Don't you say that. Don't you ever say that. Stay here. Stay here as long as you can. For the love of God, cherish it. You have to cherish it.
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
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    Do you have any more gum?
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Well, I made the duck blue because I'd never seen a blue duck before and I wanted to see one.
  • Motoman02
    Motoman02 Posts: 45 Member
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    What you drinking?
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
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    Whoa whoa whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy's gotta think 'You got a pet. You got a responsibility.' If your dog gets lost you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your *kitten* out there and you find that *kitten* dog.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Making fun of a little kid for trying to read. Are you psycho? Do you not have a soul?
  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
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    Yeah. Go look for my dog!
  • Motoman02
    Motoman02 Posts: 45 Member
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    Hope somebody else finds his dog

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