Paul Simon's '50 ways to leave your lover' - the other 45

LumberJacck

The 1975 hit has 5 ways to leave your lover listed.

You Just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Hop on the bus, Gus
Just drop off the key, Lee

What are the other 45? The method and name have to rhyme, male or female.

Here's a youtube copy of the song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=298nld4Yfds

Smirnoff65

#6 Sling your hook, Luke

ilfaith

#7 Confess that you're gay, Jay

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#8 Just say you got crabs, Babs

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#9 Pop out for some bread, Fred

Smirnoff65

Damn you LumberJacck got this song stuck in my head now

ryanwood935

#10 Admit you're a tranny, Manny.

yo_andi

#11 Who's the blonde, Armand?

Smirnoff65

#12 Step on her toe, Moe

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

Sleep with her sister, Mister

LumberJacck

#14 and also her mother, Brother.

Smirnoff65

#15 Our love is gone, Ron

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#16 Just run quick, Rick

kikityme

#8 Just say you got crabs, Babs

yup, I lolled.


Get rid of that hoe, Joe.

JustFindingMe

Take a walk, Doc

Slendermike

Just hop on a plane, Jane

Smirnoff65

#20 Get out of that jam, Sam

Smirnoff65

#21 Time to leave, Steve

Spnneil06

Bye biotch!

Smirnoff65

#22 Get on your bike, Mike

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#23 ignore that meter, Peter