Paul Simon's '50 ways to leave your lover' - the other 45

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LumberJacck
LumberJacck Posts: 559 Member
The 1975 hit has 5 ways to leave your lover listed.

You Just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Hop on the bus, Gus
Just drop off the key, Lee

What are the other 45? The method and name have to rhyme, male or female.

Here's a youtube copy of the song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=298nld4Yfds

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