Tracking poop and attitude?

MommyMeggo

Pictures of poop with your food diary....like a before and after? :bigsmile: Interesting, I suppose.

hahah! love the gif. This topic is so strange. I just, I just dont know. :noway:

jkwolly

Pictures of poop with your food diary....like a before and after? :bigsmile: Interesting, I suppose.

hahah! love the gif. This topic is so strange. I just, I just dont know. :noway:

Ditto. :huh:

SonicDeathMonkey80

Like a Cleveland Steamer?

BarbieAS

I kept reading "altitude." Like, OP wanted to track how far from sea level they were every day? I dunno. The poop threw me off. Attitude makes a little more sense...like mood? Being a bit of an emotional eater, I could actually get behind that. But tracking poop. Huh.

Liftng4Lis

wtf....

laughs

Alluminati

Does skid marks count?

They might form an 11...that would be sweet. Your poo would be communicating the number to you...like a fecal Ouija board.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

verptwerp

let's not get crazy .....

arditarose

I mean...it's not that strange of a topic. Just the OPs style of addressing it and seriousness of it cracks me up.

brynnsmom

Use the "Food Notes" section in your diary.

Does it have a place where we can upload photos or do you just start a new discussion to ask about the poop if you're not sure what number to assign to it?

Isn't it always #2?

#1.5 on Taco Bell day.

OMG. Good one. Best laugh I've had today.

GauchoMark

geez... is this what we have come to now? I mean, I'm all for "whatever works for you", but I just can't process this.

In all honesty, it took me several posts to realize that the poop scale was a rating - I was so distressed about the thoughts of weighing a poo! And, oh God, please tell me you aren't using your food scale!

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LoneWolfRunner

The Virgin diet?

I don't think I could do that. I like alcohol way too much.

Yeah...alcohol is hell on virgins....

Maleficent0241

This might help.

gothchiq

.... wait, what? You're seriously looking to track something about sh** on mfp? uh.... Look, I'm sorry, but I don't even know what to say about that. What could be the possible benefit. We do nutrition and fitness on here, not so much excretions. @_____@

paperpudding

emily_stew wrote: »

I will just leave this here......

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scale

yes that gets used in Aged Care.

have never seriously thought of rating my own though.

trinatrina1984

kennethr75 wrote: »

I am just going to leave this right here: http://www.ratemypoo.com/

I think this should definitely be integrated with MFP. I mean seriously whats not to like?

... Or someone could start a thread in chit chat but instead of "would you sleep with the person above" it could be "What did the above person have for dinner last night - guess by the picture they post of their turd".

snowflake954

In for

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laughs.

ibuc

If your attitude is really good you get altitude, it will make you high like when you crank the gas on a hog and everything works. Big smile. poop photos? ugh. That will blind you. I went blind a few days ago when I walked in on a diaper change. I figure if the poop business is completed without a massive wipe up (1) or a call for chilli and exlax (10) it must be a 5. That puts a smile on my face. To prove I may be on to something here I found a URL. Of course the internet never lies. You judge.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/10/07/good-poop-diet-is-the-next-big-thing.html
skid marks? Not if it is a 5.

ibuc

the http://www.ratemypoo.com/ from trinatrina1984 must be interesting. It is blocked by my office fire wall. The Bristol scale from paperpudding tells me I have my it backwards, a (1) requires exlax and chilli ( or curry ) and a 7 requires massive wipe downs.