Tracking poop and attitude?

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  • MommyMeggo
    MommyMeggo Posts: 1,222 Member
    Pictures of poop with your food diary....like a before and after? :bigsmile: Interesting, I suppose.

    Ahe1m_zps79da5447.gif

    hahah! love the gif. This topic is so strange. I just, I just dont know. :noway:
  • jkwolly
    jkwolly Posts: 3,049 Member
    Pictures of poop with your food diary....like a before and after? :bigsmile: Interesting, I suppose.

    Ahe1m_zps79da5447.gif

    hahah! love the gif. This topic is so strange. I just, I just dont know. :noway:
    Ditto. :huh:
  • SonicDeathMonkey80
    SonicDeathMonkey80 Posts: 4,489 Member
    Like a Cleveland Steamer?
  • BarbieAS
    BarbieAS Posts: 1,414 Member
    I kept reading "altitude." Like, OP wanted to track how far from sea level they were every day? I dunno. The poop threw me off. Attitude makes a little more sense...like mood? Being a bit of an emotional eater, I could actually get behind that. But tracking poop. Huh.
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
    wtf....
    laughs
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    Does skid marks count?

    They might form an 11...that would be sweet. Your poo would be communicating the number to you...like a fecal Ouija board.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • verptwerp
    verptwerp Posts: 3,628 Member
    poop_zps7580ea6c.png


    let's not get crazy .....
  • arditarose
    arditarose Posts: 15,573 Member
    I mean...it's not that strange of a topic. Just the OPs style of addressing it and seriousness of it cracks me up.
  • brynnsmom
    brynnsmom Posts: 945 Member
    Use the "Food Notes" section in your diary.

    Does it have a place where we can upload photos or do you just start a new discussion to ask about the poop if you're not sure what number to assign to it?

    Isn't it always #2?

    #1.5 on Taco Bell day.

    OMG. Good one. Best laugh I've had today.
  • GauchoMark
    GauchoMark Posts: 1,804 Member
    geez... is this what we have come to now? I mean, I'm all for "whatever works for you", but I just can't process this.

    In all honesty, it took me several posts to realize that the poop scale was a rating - I was so distressed about the thoughts of weighing a poo! And, oh God, please tell me you aren't using your food scale!
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  • LoneWolfRunner
    LoneWolfRunner Posts: 1,160 Member
    The Virgin diet?

    I don't think I could do that. I like alcohol way too much.
    Yeah...alcohol is hell on virgins....
  • Maleficent0241
    Maleficent0241 Posts: 386 Member
    poo-telling-stories.jpg

    This might help.
  • gothchiq
    gothchiq Posts: 4,590 Member
    .... wait, what? You're seriously looking to track something about sh** on mfp? uh.... Look, I'm sorry, but I don't even know what to say about that. What could be the possible benefit. We do nutrition and fitness on here, not so much excretions. @_____@
  • paperpudding
    paperpudding Posts: 9,311 Member
    edited October 2014
    emily_stew wrote: »
    I will just leave this here......

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scale

    yes that gets used in Aged Care.

    have never seriously thought of rating my own though. :o

  • trinatrina1984
    trinatrina1984 Posts: 1,018 Member
    kennethr75 wrote: »
    I am just going to leave this right here: http://www.ratemypoo.com/

    I think this should definitely be integrated with MFP. I mean seriously whats not to like?

    ... Or someone could start a thread in chit chat but instead of "would you sleep with the person above" it could be "What did the above person have for dinner last night - guess by the picture they post of their turd".
  • snowflake954
    snowflake954 Posts: 8,399 Member
    In for
    laughs. :D
  • ibuc
    ibuc Posts: 6
    If your attitude is really good you get altitude, it will make you high like when you crank the gas on a hog and everything works. Big smile. poop photos? ugh. That will blind you. I went blind a few days ago when I walked in on a diaper change. I figure if the poop business is completed without a massive wipe up (1) or a call for chilli and exlax (10) it must be a 5. That puts a smile on my face. To prove I may be on to something here I found a URL. Of course the internet never lies. You judge.
    http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/10/07/good-poop-diet-is-the-next-big-thing.html
    skid marks? Not if it is a 5.
  • ibuc
    ibuc Posts: 6
    the http://www.ratemypoo.com/ from trinatrina1984 must be interesting. It is blocked by my office fire wall. The Bristol scale from paperpudding tells me I have my it backwards, a (1) requires exlax and chilli ( or curry ) and a 7 requires massive wipe downs.

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