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Two hunters went out to the woods when one of them falls to
He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other hunter quickly whips out his mobile phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do to help him?"
In a soothing voice, the operator says: "Take a deep breath. Okay. First of all, you need to make sure he's dead."
There's silence, then a gunshot is heard.
The hunter's voice comes back on the line and says: "Okay, now what?"
The other hunter quickly whips out his mobile phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do to help him?"
In a soothing voice, the operator says: "Take a deep breath. Okay. First of all, you need to make sure he's dead."
There's silence, then a gunshot is heard.
The hunter's voice comes back on the line and says: "Okay, now what?"
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:laugh: Love it - Thanx for a Friday smile!0
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There was actually a video on youtube of this a few years ago....LOL still makes me smile though0
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:laugh: LOLOL!!!0
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