Ode To Spinning

CakeFit21

This was written by my very good friend and posted to Facebook yesterday. She gave me permission to share it with all of you.

"You can ride a bike," said my friend,
"its fun, even if you're a klutz."
As I sat on the bike in question,
I thought my friend was a little nuts.

I'd rather be eating brunch,
drinking mimosas in a flute.
Instead I'm wearing spandex
and working on my glutes.

The spin room's really stuffy
filled with stinky, sweaty bods.
My knees are numb and shaky
and there's a fire in my quads.

The instructor is way too chipper
I'd like to give her head a smack
for all her stupid hill climbs
A cramp is spreading up my back.

Spinning along to loud music
Keeping time to Axel Rose
I'm glad I can see my feet
Even if I can longer feel my toes.

This spin class is intense
I hope it isn't all for naught
because the saddle feels like a brick
chafing my butt and tw*t.

nursevee

ROFLMAO...... THAT is brilliant. I'm so glad she put that bit at the end about chaffing... HEHEHEHEHE, somedays I think I'm the only one that suffers (either that or I'm the only one that complains that loudly!)

nam14uk

That gave me a much needed laugh!! Thanks for posting it Karin!!