U think U have a bad day!!!

fatsis

I heard on the radio today that the international space station has only 1 toilet and it is currently not working.

Houston..we have biiiigggg problem.

Captain I can't clench much longer.

Damn it Jim I am a DR not a plumber.

There now our day is not so bad after all.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

fatsis

I heard on the radio today that the international space station has only 1 toilet and it is currently not working.

Houston..we have biiiigggg problem.

Captain I can't clench much longer.

Damn it Jim I am a DR not a plumber.

There now our day is not so bad after all.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Manda86

I heard on the radio today that the international space station has only 1 toilet and it is currently not working.

Houston..we have biiiigggg problem.

Captain I can't clench much longer.

Damn it Jim I am a DR not a plumber.

There now our day is not so bad after all.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

ROFL!!

*Set your phasers to ...RUN!*

sgtinvincible

The Enterprise didn't have a toilet and they were fine.

I'm thinking space just doesn't require toilets. *shrug*

wanderinglight

Damn it Jim I am a DR not a plumber.

LOLOLOL

uwhuskygirl

hahaha, I saw that story on CNN yesterday.

Something kinda similar happened to me 3-4 years ago at an old office. The downstairs bathrooms flooded the entire first floor and there was almost an inch of standing sewer water on the floor. Needless to say everyone who worked on the 1st floor (thank goodness it wasn't me) had to be relocated and all of the conference rooms were closed for repairs...

:sick:

FUNinTHEsun

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

that does make my bad day seem better!!!!

lotusfromthemud

that does put things in perspective a bit. . .

"in space. . .no one can hear you flush. . ."

BigCityKittyz

You think they would at least have a PLUNGER on board...I mean...it's not rocket science:huh:

And some FIBER.....



And maybe that jealous psyho Astronaut lady who drove around for a couple days in her DEPENDS didn't have such a bad idea for her fellow space peeps.....:laugh:

fatsis

that does put things in perspective a bit. . .

"in space. . .no one can hear you flush. . ."

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

uwhuskygirl

You think they would at least have a PLUNGER on board...I mean...it's not rocket science:huh:

And some FIBER.....

I would think that with a backed up toilet that you wouldn't want fiber!

:noway:

BigCityKittyz

Ummmmm......before the situation became critical.........More fiber= non-clogged toilet....

SOMEone "jammed" the system....captain!:laugh:

fatsis

Ummmmm......before the situation became critical.........More fiber= non-clogged toilet....

SOMEone "jammed" the system....captain!:laugh:

rofl :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

fatsis

[maybe that jealous psyho Astronaut lady who drove around for a couple days in her DEPENDS didn't have such a bad idea for her fellow space peeps.....:laugh:
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wow u could b on 2 something:laugh: :laugh:

Kitty U crack me up.

fatsis

Well I guess those astronauts and doing some serious kegals now.:noway: :noway: :laugh: :laugh:

GinaB30

I heard on the radio today that the international space station has only 1 toilet and it is currently not working.

Houston..we have biiiigggg problem.

Captain I can't clench much longer.

Damn it Jim I am a DR not a plumber.

There now our day is not so bad after all.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

ahahaha that is SSOOO funny!

chriss1tt

Well I guess those astronauts and doing some serious kegals now.:noway: :noway: :laugh: :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I just peed my pants.

sgtinvincible

Well I guess those astronauts and doing some serious kegals now.:noway: :noway: :laugh: :laugh:

Dude, that's hilarious, I had that EXACT same thought.


LOL

BigCityKittyz

Or....being as there's only so looooong you can "hold" it with the space rations they eat.....I bet they finally decided to take it to the "weightless room" .... "pinch it....and bag it" style....(oh!...Oh!....you're not gonna get away!....GOTCHA! ...ewwwwww! I know....:noway: )

I bet they have a designer working on suits as we speak...."zippers"....and "flaps".....:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

runawaybride

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman
beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They
are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as
your breast, I know you'll forgive me."

She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."


I only put this joke in this "topic" because it sounds like you guys can appreciate a good joke!!!!

fatsis

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman
beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They
are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as
your breast, I know you'll forgive me."

She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."


I only put this joke in this "topic" because it sounds like you guys can appreciate a good joke!!!!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

BigCityKittyz

Isn't this joke based on a TRUE story?.....:bigsmile: (no names mentioned to protect.....?)

mommared53

See what you started fatsis? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

GravyGurl

Wonder if they pack corks on the space flights :noway:

fatsis

How about this... Randy Quaid in a space suit yelling at ufos as they fly by

"The sh_tters full"

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

BigCityKittyz

Wonder if they pack corks on the space flights :noway:

They'd all be "going off" like a New Year's celebration!:laugh:

BigCityKittyz

How about this... Randy Quaid in a space suit yelling at ufos as they fly by

"The sh_tters full"

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

*(UFOs giving the thumbs up...a lil grin.....and high tailing it @ WARP SPEED!):laugh:

fatsis

Wonder if they pack corks on the space flights :noway:

They'd all be "going off" like a New Year's celebration!:laugh:

I'll never look at Champagne the same way again.:noway: :noway: