Funny for today...

PrincessLaundry

This joke is not meant to offend...any soda drinkers. :laugh:

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Two blonds decided to share a can of diet soda. One blond opened the can, poured half the contents into her own glass, and the other half into her friend's glass. Before throwing the can away, she stopped to read the nutritional information on the side.

"Wow, there's only one calorie per can," she commented.

"Hmmmm," replied her friend, "I wonder which glass has the calorie!"

PrincessLaundry

This joke is not meant to offend...any soda drinkers. :laugh:

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Two blonds decided to share a can of diet soda. One blond opened the can, poured half the contents into her own glass, and the other half into her friend's glass. Before throwing the can away, she stopped to read the nutritional information on the side.

"Wow, there's only one calorie per can," she commented.

"Hmmmm," replied her friend, "I wonder which glass has the calorie!"

rogers8702

ok im a blonde and that was funny!! thanx needed the laugh

SoupNazi

:laugh: :laugh:

Don't make me report this "offensive" to soda drinkers post.....I'm smart and have you figured out.
Yup...you were trying to offend us blondes, weren't you?

:laugh: :laugh:

So which one had the calorie?:huh:

PrincessLaundry

:laugh: :laugh:

Don't make me report this "offensive" to soda drinkers post.....I'm smart and have you figured out.
Yup...you were trying to offend us blondes, weren't you?

:laugh: :laugh:

So which one had the calorie?:huh:

OMG You are sooooooooooooo cracking me up right now!!! LOL Love it!

Derrrr...the one on the left had the calorie! LOL

SoupNazi

:laugh: :laugh:

Don't make me report this "offensive" to soda drinkers post.....I'm smart and have you figured out.
Yup...you were trying to offend us blondes, weren't you?

:laugh: :laugh:

So which one had the calorie?:huh:

OMG You are sooooooooooooo cracking me up right now!!! LOL Love it!

Derrrr...the one on the left had the calorie! LOL

Oh, duh. The one on the LEFT....now I get it.:bigsmile:

mommared53

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's funny.

icandoit

:laugh: :laugh:

KrisKabob

Offensive - NO :embarassed:

Hilarious - YES!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Heehee!!! KB