My Favorite Dieting Quote

bjmk19047
bjmk19047 Posts: 123
edited September 23 in Chit-Chat
From "The West Wing"...

Charlie Young: Are you eating a salad?
Toby Ziegler: Yeah.
Charlie Young: Why?
Toby Ziegler: 'Cause I am.
Charlie Young: I don't think I've ever seen you eat a salad. What kind of salad is it?
Toby Ziegler: I don't know...
Charlie Young: Just mixed greens?
Toby Ziegler: I don't know what kind of salad it is, I'm eating a salad, okay? I'm doing it, do I have to know the names? There's no difference between them, it's a bowl of weeds!
Toby Ziegler: Some of them have cheese, this isn't the kind with cheese, does that answer your question?
Toby Ziegler: Man, how many years have you been: "Toby, you eat like a teenager, Toby, that's red meat, that's your second cigar!" And here I am, eating a salad, which by the way you could smother up this with barbecue sauce, and it would still taste like the ground, and I'm getting heckled from the gallery!... who wanted to come in here eating his roast beef sandwich with ketchup on a Kaiser roll, and watch the damn tennis on my TV!
Toby Ziegler: That's all I'm saying!
Charlie Young: Man, you're really doing all you can to marry that woman!

:laugh:

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  • Sherri71
    Sherri71 Posts: 208 Member
    Nothing tastes as good as thin feels.
  • ashlee954
    ashlee954 Posts: 1,112 Member
    "Food has replaced sex in my life; now, I can't even get into my own pants. "
  • Sherri71
    Sherri71 Posts: 208 Member
    I love that one Ashlee!!! :) LOL
  • Amanda_Runs
    Amanda_Runs Posts: 169 Member
    "Nothing hurts more than sitting on the couch"
  • RoadDog
    RoadDog Posts: 2,946 Member
    A DIET IS WHEN YOU HAVE TO GO TO SOME LENGTH TO CHANGE YOUR WIDTH.
  • Sherri71
    Sherri71 Posts: 208 Member
    I just saw this one on another members log:

    "The only workout you regret is the one you don't do."
  • RoadDog
    RoadDog Posts: 2,946 Member
    We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.
    -Alfred E. Newman

    Vegetarian: an old Indian word for bad hunter
    -Author unknown


    I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks.
    -Totie Fields

    I love Thanksgiving turkey…it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.
    -Arnold Schwarzenegger

    Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.
    -George Carlin

    The two biggest sellers in bookstores are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it.
    -Andy Rooney

    The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook.
    -Julia Child
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