Special Women's Classes being Offered

RoadDog

WinterClasses for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Friday, Jan 21, 2011

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or *****ing About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. And my favorite Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

fearlessfatty

hahaha- awesome! thanks for posting this!

Kate_UK

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Yleija

Lol!! That was great!

ZebraHead

:drinker:

millerll

I'm returning my T-shirt...........

:laugh:

immacookie

:laugh: :laugh:

Another version of this has a class on how to refill ice cube trays... THAT is the one I need.... :embarassed: :laugh:

Kityngirl

:laugh: :laugh:

Although I prefer to shop by myself, but could use a class on how to leave a store in less than one hour... :blushing:

binary_jester

Essentially empty offerings unless How to Iron and make Sandwiches class is a prerequisite.

qtwells82

:grumble:

ginnyroxx

I have mastered 3, 4, 5 & 7
The rest is up for discussion :laugh:

Gogo76

Also...........


WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN
AT THE
"LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS"
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY
JANUARY 31, 2010

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 p.m. for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours
beginning at 7:00 PM


Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM


Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places and Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost.
Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 P.M. - Location to be determined.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit
Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturdays at noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion:
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses,
diplomas will be issued to the survivors!

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Kityngirl

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places and Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: YES!

With a supplementary course on how to move things that are in front of what you're looking for...

TanMac

Love them both!!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

chelekaz

That had to be the best thing that I've seen in awhile. And so true for so many women that I know... sorry girls; but you know a lot of that IS true. My only one that I fall victim to 99.9% of the time is shopping alone. I've been known to bribe a kid to go with me. (In my defense though I get anxious in crowds so the other person being with me gives me a safety net). As for the toilet seat - I have eyes, I can see where it is -- and being outnumbered 3 - 1 who am I to complain?!

immacookie

Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Hey... there's my ice cube course! DH would like you to sign me up.... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

binary_jester

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places and Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: YES!

With a supplementary course on how to move things that are in front of what you're looking for...

Do I get extra credit for getting up and changing the station rather than searching for 2 hours for the remote?

Kityngirl

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: YES!

With a supplementary course on how to move things that are in front of what you're looking for...

Do I get extra credit for getting up and changing the station rather than searching for 2 hours for the remote?

Wait!?! It's possible to change the channel without a remote? :noway:

RoadDog

When I moved in with my wife, 21 years ago. There were 4 of us sharing 1 bathroom. (3 females and 1 male). Couple years later, Holland came along and the ratio changed again (4 to 1).

You know how hard it was to train 4 females to return the toilet seat to the upright postion when they finished peeing? I give them credit. They learned.

As they reached their teenage years though, I built a second bathroom. Just for me. With a huge walk in closet. Problem solved.

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AmberElaine84

Best thread of the day by FAR! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: