Be careful of what you wish for!
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The purpose of this thread is to give someone's wish a horrible consequence. For example,
I wish for a million dollars.
The next person will write, "granted but you will be constipated for the rest of your life"
(Its supposed to be extreme and/or funny)
And then they would post their own wish
Here's my wish...
I wish I had Brad Pitt as my husband!
I wish for a million dollars.
The next person will write, "granted but you will be constipated for the rest of your life"
(Its supposed to be extreme and/or funny)
And then they would post their own wish
Here's my wish...
I wish I had Brad Pitt as my husband!
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The purpose of this thread is to give someone's wish a horrible consequence. For example,
I wish for a million dollars.
The next person will write, "granted but you will be constipated for the rest of your life"
(Its supposed to be extreme and/or funny)
And then they would post their own wish
Here's my wish...
I wish I had Brad Pitt as my husband!0 -
Granted, but you have to take care of all of his kids, AND adopt a new one every year. With no nannies.
I wish I lived in France.0 -
Granted, but you have to take care of all of his kids, AND adopt a new one every year. With no nannies.
I wish I lived in France.
granted but you have to live in the sewers
I wish I lived in a place that had no snow0 -
Granted, but you have to take care of all of his kids, AND adopt a new one every year. With no nannies.
I wish I lived in France.
granted but you have to live in the sewers
I wish I lived in a place that had no snow
Granted, welcome to the Sahara!
I wish I was a championship winning UFC fighter.0 -
Granted, and now every bone in your body gets broken
I wish I had a horse0 -
Granted, and now every bone in your body gets broken
I wish I had a horse
Granted, and now you have to store all his poop in your house.
I wish all my debt would just disappear.0 -
Granted, and now every bone in your body gets broken
I wish I had a horse
Granted, and now you have to store all his poop in your house.
I wish all my debt would just disappear.
Granted, but now they want your legs in compensation.
I wish I was best friends with Mr. T.0 -
Granted, but now you have to kiss Carrot Top!
I wish I could be super smart!0 -
Granted, but now you have to kiss Carrot Top!
..Mmmm....Carrottop.....wait, .I thought it was supposed to be a bad thing that happens to you....:huh:
(Just kidding!)0 -
dang it! to slow0
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Granted. But now your brain is so heavy you can't get out of bed to use it.
I wish I had the pefect figure.0 -
Granted, but now you have body odor that will not go away!
I wish I had a brand new car0 -
Granted. But now your brain is so heavy you can't get out of bed to use it.
I wish I had the pefect figure.
Granted...but it's the perfect figure for Jabba the Hutt...
I wish I could be a psychic ninja.0 -
Granted, but now you have body odor that will not go away!
I wish I had a brand new car
Granted, but it's a flintstones mobile. (yabbadabbadoo!)0 -
Granted. But now your brain is so heavy you can't get out of bed to use it.
I wish I had the perfect figure.
Granted...but it's the perfect figure for Jabba the Hutt...
I wish I could be a psychic ninja.
Granted...but your fairy god mother spelled it wrong and made you a psychotic ninja...
I wish I could get rid of my perfect Jabba the Hutt figure to go away.0 -
granted but now you have to eat only spinach for the rest of you life
i wish that i could have the willpower to do what ever i set my mind to and be really smart0 -
Granted, but now you have a coma that will last for 18 years
I wish I was famous0 -
granted but now everyone in the world will try and hug you for good luck in a mauling kind of way
I wish I didn't have to work every morning at 7 o'clock am0 -
Granted...Now you are homeless and have no job at all.
I wish I didn't have to eat spinach to have the perfect figure.0 -
GRANTED, BUT NOW YOU HAVE TO CONSUME A LAXATIVE EVERY 8 HOURS
I WISH I WAS NOT ADDICTED TO FRIED FOOD0
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