Sgt Invincible can take Chuch Norris

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  • Healthier_Me
    Healthier_Me Posts: 5,600 Member
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    *deleting pics from myspace*:noway:
  • iluvsparkles
    iluvsparkles Posts: 1,730 Member
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    Alright yall, Its Jeremy Texas Ranger!!!

    texasranger.jpg
  • Healthier_Me
    Healthier_Me Posts: 5,600 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh:
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
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    Alright yall, Its Jeremy Texas Ranger!!!

    texasranger.jpg


    ROFL

    Man, I think I am one handsome fellow with a mullet. (and anyone who says different, will get a roundhouse kick to the face for their trouble!)
  • GravyGurl
    GravyGurl Posts: 1,070
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    hey kinda reminds me of Indy too! :laugh:
  • iluvsparkles
    iluvsparkles Posts: 1,730 Member
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    Wow someone really has too much time on her hands... :laugh:
    *secretly jealous that I suck at photoshop*

    it didnt actually take that long ... but it does make a difference that this is my job :wink:

    dont worry leia, ...i mean tam....yours is coming
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
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    Wow someone really has too much time on her hands... :laugh:
    *secretly jealous that I suck at photoshop*

    it didnt actually take that long ... but it does make a difference that this is my job :wink:

    dont worry leia, ...i mean tam....yours is coming

    Woohooo, *jumps up and down with excitement!*
  • MargieM
    MargieM Posts: 2,248 Member
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  • ty_bradley01
    ty_bradley01 Posts: 321
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    dont worry tam..im thinking....and jbar ..you too even tho you arent here yet!!! no one is safe..especially people who i know their myspace address (because i have access to better quality pictures...)

    Thank God I dont have myspace!!! PHEW! i'm safe..

    Thanks again for the laughs Em!

    Ty
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
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    dont worry tam..im thinking....and jbar ..you too even tho you arent here yet!!! no one is safe..especially people who i know their myspace address (because i have access to better quality pictures...)

    Thank God I dont have myspace!!! PHEW! i'm safe..

    Thanks again for the laughs Em!

    Ty

    Dude I do not have myspace but got nailed by Sarge. Go see for yourself it is awesome.
  • FitJoani
    FitJoani Posts: 2,173 Member
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    this is FUNNY!!!!!!!!
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
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    dont worry tam..im thinking....and jbar ..you too even tho you arent here yet!!! no one is safe..especially people who i know their myspace address (because i have access to better quality pictures...)

    Thank God I dont have myspace!!! PHEW! i'm safe..

    Thanks again for the laughs Em!

    Ty

    Dude I do not have myspace but got nailed by Sarge. Go see for yourself it is awesome.


    I think it bares mentioning that it was *you* my friend that put me up to the thing that started this entire affair in the first place. It's only fair that you are dragged along kicking and screaming like any good brother. LOL
  • skinnydreams
    skinnydreams Posts: 1,178 Member
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    LMAO :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
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    dont worry tam..im thinking....and jbar ..you too even tho you arent here yet!!! no one is safe..especially people who i know their myspace address (because i have access to better quality pictures...)

    Thank God I dont have myspace!!! PHEW! i'm safe..

    Thanks again for the laughs Em!

    Ty

    Dude I do not have myspace but got nailed by Sarge. Go see for yourself it is awesome.


    I think it bares mentioning that it was *you* my friend that put me up to the thing that started this entire affair in the first place. It's only fair that you are dragged along kicking and screaming like any good brother. LOL

    Who me?:huh:
  • iluvsparkles
    iluvsparkles Posts: 1,730 Member
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    i just decided to bump some of my photohshop threads for folks to enjoy! :)
  • shorerider
    shorerider Posts: 3,817 Member
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    I've met Chuck Norris--short guy--Sarge could take him easily!

    How do you find Sgt. Invincible?
    ---you don't--he finds you!!!
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
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    I've met Chuck Norris--short guy--Sarge could take him easily!

    How do you find Sgt. Invincible?
    ---you don't--he finds you!!!


    Ahahahahaha!!!


    You're the coolest SR. :bigsmile:
  • shorerider
    shorerider Posts: 3,817 Member
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    # When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Sgt. Invincible.

    # Sgt. Invincible doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

    # There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Sgt. Invincible has allowed to live.

    # Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Sgt. Invincible.

    # Sgt. Invincible does not sleep. He waits.

    #Sgt. Invincible is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

    # Sgt. Invincible is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

    # Sgt. Invincible counted to infinity - twice.

    # When Sgt. Invincible does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

    # Sgt. Invincible is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

    # Sgt. Invincible’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

    # Sgt. Invincible can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

    # Sgt. Invincible doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

    # Sgt. Invincible can slam a revolving door.

    # Sgt. Invincible does not get frostbite. Sgt. Invincible bites frost
  • GTOgirl1969
    GTOgirl1969 Posts: 2,527 Member
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    When Jeremy does pushups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.....:laugh: :laugh:

    Crap, Shorerider beat me to it....:ohwell:
  • GravyGurl
    GravyGurl Posts: 1,070
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    I like this one :laugh:

    # Sgt. Invincible doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.