Sgt Invincible can take Chuch Norris

FitJoani

:noway: :noway: :noway: :noway: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
this is FUNNY!!!!!!!!

sgtinvincible

dont worry tam..im thinking....and jbar ..you too even tho you arent here yet!!! no one is safe..especially people who i know their myspace address (because i have access to better quality pictures...)

Thank God I dont have myspace!!! PHEW! i'm safe..

Thanks again for the laughs Em!

Ty

Dude I do not have myspace but got nailed by Sarge. Go see for yourself it is awesome.

I think it bares mentioning that it was *you* my friend that put me up to the thing that started this entire affair in the first place. It's only fair that you are dragged along kicking and screaming like any good brother. LOL

skinnydreams

LMAO :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

fatsis

dont worry tam..im thinking....and jbar ..you too even tho you arent here yet!!! no one is safe..especially people who i know their myspace address (because i have access to better quality pictures...)

Thank God I dont have myspace!!! PHEW! i'm safe..

Thanks again for the laughs Em!

Ty

Dude I do not have myspace but got nailed by Sarge. Go see for yourself it is awesome.

I think it bares mentioning that it was *you* my friend that put me up to the thing that started this entire affair in the first place. It's only fair that you are dragged along kicking and screaming like any good brother. LOL

Who me?:huh:

iluvsparkles

i just decided to bump some of my photohshop threads for folks to enjoy!

shorerider

I've met Chuck Norris--short guy--Sarge could take him easily!

How do you find Sgt. Invincible?
---you don't--he finds you!!!

sgtinvincible

I've met Chuck Norris--short guy--Sarge could take him easily!

How do you find Sgt. Invincible?
---you don't--he finds you!!!

Ahahahahaha!!!


You're the coolest SR. :bigsmile:

shorerider

# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Sgt. Invincible.

# Sgt. Invincible doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Sgt. Invincible has allowed to live.

# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Sgt. Invincible.

# Sgt. Invincible does not sleep. He waits.

#Sgt. Invincible is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

# Sgt. Invincible is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

# Sgt. Invincible counted to infinity - twice.

# When Sgt. Invincible does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

# Sgt. Invincible is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

# Sgt. Invincible’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

# Sgt. Invincible can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

# Sgt. Invincible doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

# Sgt. Invincible can slam a revolving door.

# Sgt. Invincible does not get frostbite. Sgt. Invincible bites frost

GTOgirl1969

When Jeremy does pushups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.....:laugh: :laugh:

Crap, Shorerider beat me to it....:ohwell:

GravyGurl

I like this one :laugh:

# Sgt. Invincible doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

sgtinvincible

If you spell Sgtinvincible wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean sgtinvincible?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

Sgtinvincible was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Once a cobra bit Sgtinvincible's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Sgtinvincible was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

Giraffes were created when Sgtinvincible uppercutted a horse.

Sgtinvincible runs Windows Vista on his Etch-a-Sketch.

Sgtinvincible sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Sarge roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Sgtinvincible once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

laurenk182004

LMAO that is so awesome

shorerider

* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Sgt. Invincible allows to live.

* There is no chin under Sgt. Invincible' Beard. There is only another fist.

* Sgt. Invincible uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.

* Sgt. Invincible once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

* Crop circles are Sgt. Invincible' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

* The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Sgt. Invincible out. It failed miserably.

* If you ask Sgt. Invincible what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

* When Sgt. Invincible sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Sgt. Invincible has not had to pay taxes, ever.


* Sgt. Invincible is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.


* Sgt. Invincible doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

* If you spell Sgt. Invincible in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

* Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Sgt. Invincible once and he will roundhouse you in the face.

* The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Sgt. Invincible played in second grade.

* Sgt. Invincible once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Sgt. Invincible re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

* Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Sgt. Invincible's warm-up exercises.

* Sgt. Invincible can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

* Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Sgt. Invincible.

* When Sgt. Invincible goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

* There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Sgt. Invincible has breathed on.

fatsis

Sarge is like cheap toilet paper.. neither will take crap off ya.