responses to thread titles

kelsully

I sometimes see thread titles and think of a very smart *kitten* answer that I would love to enter...but then I read the post and the smart *kitten* answer is just so inappropriate...
Right now there is a thread that is titled "how do you eat cottage cheese?" ummmm with a spoon

"Title--How do you measure your waist?" with a tape measure....

"etc..
Do you have any favs...that you had a great response to ...that is before you read the thread and realized how goofy your answer might be?

Teresa652

That's too funny but true

ZebraHead

If I got a funny I let it fly. I am an equal opportunity troll. :bigsmile:

And I think I am pretty darn funny too.

velix

hehehe- great responses! I would be tempted to post them too ;-)

mommared53

:laugh: I've done the same thing. Think a smarty remark then read the thread. :laugh:

carl1738

There was a person the other day that posted a topic wondering how to post a topic! :laugh:

binary_jester

Rarely can I refrain, thus explaining my post count. Sometimes a smilie says it all.

darkrider42

There was a person the other day that posted a topic wondering how to post a topic! :laugh:

ZOMG! I nearly wet myself laughing when I saw that a couple days ago! :bigsmile:

robin52077

There was a person the other day that posted a topic wondering how to post a topic! :laugh:

BWAHAHAHAHAH!
Here's your sign!

Thomasm198

Right now there is a thread that is titled "how do you eat cottage cheese?" ummmm with a spoon

"Title--How do you measure your waist?" with a tape measure....

I had the exact same answers in mind when I saw those titles (spoon and tape measure) :laugh:

darkrider42

Ok, I remember this one but had to go back thru my old posts for the specifics. I copy/pasted it hopefully for your amusement.

Topic: Tips for Risky Pics?
Fri 12/10/10 01:31 PM

My response...
If you're taking risky pics, I'd recommend taking them on an outdoor ledge of an office building anywhere above the 15 floor... Oh wait, you meant risque....nevermind. :bigsmile:

darkrider42

Rarely can I refrain, thus explaining my post count. Sometimes a smilie says it all.

And sincerely...God love ya for it. I probably haven't ever said it, but this place is better (and much more fun!) for it! Thanks, Dude! :bigsmile:

edorice

This thread, I couldn't resist:

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/147755-is-bear-really-fattening?hl=bear&page=1#posts-2005392

GiGi76

This thread, I couldn't resist:

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/147755-is-bear-really-fattening?hl=bear&page=1#posts-2005392

LOL!!!

mommared53

Here's one:

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/81720-where-are-all-my-texas-ppl

In Texas? I didn't respond though because I knew what the poster meant. :laugh: :laugh:

kelsully

OK...so there is a new one..."Decreasing 5K speed/time" I want so badly to respond...run faster...but as an old cross country and track coach I am sure I could actually help on that one

mommared53

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/156788-what-s-hanging-in-your-closet

Clothes?

PJilly

There was one the other day titled "How to drink more water?" It was all I could do not to offer some really helpful tips, such as open your mouth, pour it in, and swallow. Next?

halobender

There was one the other day titled "How to drink more water?" It was all I could do not to offer some really helpful tips, such as open your mouth, pour it in, and swallow. Next?

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/147956-drinking-water

PJilly

There was one the other day titled "How to drink more water?" It was all I could do not to offer some really helpful tips, such as open your mouth, pour it in, and swallow. Next?

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/147956-drinking-water

Different thread. Same sentiment. :laugh:

halobender

Different thread. Same sentiment. :laugh:

I thought so, but I figured you'd appreciate it, heh.

PJilly

How about the ones that say, "Does anyone have [fill in the blank]"? The sarcastic me wants to reply, "No, you're the only one."

halobender

Dear god I hope that someone involved with this thread is still reading here and sees this:

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/164745-eating-out

Com'on.

NO YOU'RE THE PERVERT.

fitnesspirateninja

I've never started a thread, but one day I'm sure I will and I know that the title will be worthy of some smartass remarks. It's just in my nature to be goofy and clueless.

halobender

I've never started a thread, but one day I'm sure I will and I know that the title will be worthy of some smartass remarks. It's just in my nature to be goofy and clueless.

I'll be right there to point out the innuendo

ladyhawk00

Title: Shaking hands while weight lifting

Me: I'm thinking you might drop the bar if you shake hands while lifting... :ohwell: