responses to thread titles

kelsully Posts: 1,008 Member
I sometimes see thread titles and think of a very smart *kitten* answer that I would love to enter...but then I read the post and the smart *kitten* answer is just so inappropriate...
Right now there is a thread that is titled "how do you eat cottage cheese?" ummmm with a spoon

"Title--How do you measure your waist?" with a tape measure....

Do you have any favs...that you had a great response to ...that is before you read the thread and realized how goofy your answer might be?