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For a laugh.....ladies, warn your men this is not the right

Fab140
Fab140 Posts: 1,976 Member
edited September 2024 in Health and Weight Loss
Just Sharing the wealth of useless information.


THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he
uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds'.

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

'How long will this take?' I asked.

'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.

I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'

Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?'

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he will walk again.
But, he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw for
some time!

Stupid, stupid man !!!

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  • Fab140
    Fab140 Posts: 1,976 Member
    Just Sharing the wealth of useless information.


    THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

    Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
    husband that my breasts are too small.

    Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he
    uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

    'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
    paper and rub it between them for a few seconds'.

    Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
    front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

    'How long will this take?' I asked.

    'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.

    I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
    my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'

    Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?'

    He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he will walk again.
    But, he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw for
    some time!

    Stupid, stupid man !!!
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • 2Shoes
    2Shoes Posts: 396
    OMG that is hilarious!!!
  • angelbells86
    angelbells86 Posts: 33
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That is too funny!!!
  • BigCityKittyz
    BigCityKittyz Posts: 378
    iiiiiiiii........sheeeeeee......wah.....wah...!:laugh:
  • GTOgirl1969
    GTOgirl1969 Posts: 2,527 Member
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  • MegaBean
    MegaBean Posts: 14
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :love:
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