OT New Super Duper Supermarket

GravyGurl
GravyGurl Posts: 1,070
in Health and Weight Loss
A big new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.



When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mowed hay.


In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.



When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.



The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.



I don't buy toilet paper there any more. :grumble:

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  • GravyGurl
    GravyGurl Posts: 1,070
    A big new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.



    When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mowed hay.


    In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.



    When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.



    The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.



    I don't buy toilet paper there any more. :grumble:
  • BlazinEmerald
    BlazinEmerald Posts: 842
    LMAOOOOOOOOOO

    *omgosh I just spit water on my screen*
    Pulls out the paper towel and windex , extra cleaning thanks lol

    :flowerforyou:
  • ty_bradley01
    ty_bradley01 Posts: 321
    A big new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.



    When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mowed hay.


    In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.



    When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.



    The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.



    I don't buy toilet paper there any more. :grumble:

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!! lmbo!!! :laugh: :laugh:

    you 'crack' me up !!

    :bigsmile: Ty
  • GravyGurl
    GravyGurl Posts: 1,070
    LMAOOOOOOOOOO

    *omgosh I just spit water on my screen*
    Pulls out the paper towel and windex , extra cleaning thanks lol

    :flowerforyou:

    :laugh: Glad I could help
  • beep
    beep Posts: 1,242 Member
    A big new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.



    When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mowed hay.


    In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.



    When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.



    The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.



    I don't buy toilet paper there any more. :grumble:

    Are you sure that wasn't heaven???? Oh wait, heaven would be you could have it free and not gain weight......:laugh:


    Oh, dum me, just got it :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • 2Shoes
    2Shoes Posts: 396
    is it bad that my mouth was watering while reading your post
  • BlazinEmerald
    BlazinEmerald Posts: 842
    is it bad that my mouth was watering while reading your post

    Mmm no perfectly normal , as long as it dried right up when you got to the end hehe
  • GravyGurl
    GravyGurl Posts: 1,070
    A big new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.



    When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mowed hay.


    In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.



    When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.



    The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.



    I don't buy toilet paper there any more. :grumble:

    Are you sure that wasn't heaven???? Oh wait, heaven would be you could have it free and not gain weight......:laugh:


    Oh, dum me, just got it :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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