Joke: O'Malley's Bar

Lazyboy09

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar having drinks after work.

The Scotsman said, " You know, I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there's a wee bar called McManus. After you buy 4 drinks, the 5th one is free."

The Englishman said, "Reminds me of my old local, the Black Horse. The guvnor there always gave me my third drink free."

"That's nothing," said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin there's O'Malley's Bar. As soon as you walk in the door they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you want. Then, they take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house."

"Wow," said the Englishman, "and this actually happened to you?"

The Irishman said, "Not to me, no, but it did happen to me sister."

loushep

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LuckyLeprechaun

Love it! I will be telling my husband, Mr. Murphy, and he will appreciate it!