The Primal Blueprint Prayer

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DrBorkBork
DrBorkBork Posts: 4,099 Member
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For all of you who follow the Primal Blueprint:

Our Father, who art Mark Sisson, hallowed be thy Primal Blueprint
The time has come. Thy plan be done, on all earth and kill CW.
Give us this day our daily bacon
and forgive us our 20% as we decry CW to others
Subject us not to grains or legumes
And thy Blueprint deliver us
Forever and ever
Amen

(written by me. Just now.)

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  • orange_avocado
    orange_avocado Posts: 232
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    BWAHAHAHAH! Fantastic! I kind of want to print that and hang it on my pantry door for whenever I'm tempted to dive into the bag of tortilla chips my BF still keeps in the house.

    Friending you - us PB followers need to stick together! :D
  • emilydmac
    emilydmac Posts: 382 Member
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    what does the CW you are referring to in this prayer mean?
  • DrBorkBork
    DrBorkBork Posts: 4,099 Member
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    what does the CW you are referring to in this prayer mean?

    CW = conventional wisdom

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