You've Gotta See This!

jenbar

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!
Tiny is not an adjective how ANYONE would describe me! (if you saw me in person)
Nothing on this body is tiny, except perhaps, my pinky toe! and even that's a little chunky!

But compared to that picture, I "APPEAR" smaller! Even my husband accused me of stretching the picture. I said honey, why in Gods name would I want to stretch that photo anymore than it is already! No dear, I WAS actually THAT BIG!