You know you're eating right when....

muth3rluvx2

- you take your daily poop and feel like bursting into song "... plop plop fizz fizz, oh what relief it is!"
- when your pee is either orange (iron), clear (hydrated), or pale yellow (normal). Any other segment of the rainbow, see a doctor.
- when your finger nails don't have people wondering if you have a pick axe for a relative
- if someone isn't shouting "STRIKE!" from behind you when you leave the dinner table
- if you don't run from the light when someone else comes to the kitchen at 2 a.m.
- you can deflect laser beams with your hair and are thusly contracted by N.A.S.A.
- when you can wash all your dishes in one load - including the ones you cooked with!
- when the neighborhood kids gag when you ask them to stay for dinner
and lastly
- when your doctor asks you to be a guest lecturer at his alma mater - in Massachusetts.

0-1: You're going to turn into a ulcerative hemorrhoid
1-3: You may not be getting strikes, but that's one helluva' spare you've picked up
3-5: You're on the right track, but don't expect any calls from the Feds for employment.
5-7: Hey, you've passed the cockroach test! Congratulations!!
7-9: What are you? An Obsessive Compulsive anal retentive freak with no life? If you have time to travel for "leisure", then you need a job AND a hobby!!! Get with it, dude(tte).

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**grins**

rdy2begin

:laugh:

chelsea32291

LOL! Too funny!