some *important* information

laureneva

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. . and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in faeces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health .

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s**t.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service .

Have a good day full of wine.:devil: :drinker: :flowerforyou:

laureneva

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. . and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in faeces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health .

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s**t.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service .

Have a good day full of wine.:devil: :drinker: :flowerforyou:

BlazinEmerald

*peeks around the corner*
Shannon seen this yet?

*Brings out the wine* :drinker:

ty_bradley01

:drinker: sounds good to me!:drinker:

but I do love my water :ohwell:

kellch

OH GREAT!!! So I'm drinking poop right now...:noway:

I'm gonna have to go get some wine...I'll just tell my boss I dont want to drink anymore $h#$ I'm already full enuf..........:drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

laureneva

but I do love my water :ohwell:

*insert bad pun here*


I warn you on a good day I'm armed to the teeth with a deadly arsenal of bad one-liners but i'm just too sick at the moment to think


oh a side note ARGHH!!! my down button on my keyboard broked:sad:

jsmalla

O, let's see here . . .

*starts doing math in head*

So if I'm drinking 2 to 3 liters of water a day . . .

*more thoughtful calculations in head*

at one kilo of poop per liter . . .

That's only 2 to 3 kilos of poop per year . . .

Definitley worth it.

:laugh: :laugh:

mjfer123

Im pretty sure this is mostly just tap water we are talking about right?
And thats because most tap water is recycled water.
Even water in wells have a certain amount of E. Coli in it, animals gotta poo some where.
You come in contact with more E. Coli and several other dangerous bacteria by using your office bathroom once than you do in drinking water for a month.
Maybe thats more of a perspective?

Shannon023

BEST....POST.....EVER!!!!!!!

fatsis

No wonder I always feel like crap.

TamTastic

No wonder I always feel like crap.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Poopie water!!!! CHEERS to your health!! :drinker: :drinker:

fatsis

BEST....POST.....EVER!!!!!!!

I knew U would B in board w/this one. :drinker: :drinker:

Shannon023

BEST....POST.....EVER!!!!!!!

I knew U would B in board w/this one. :drinker: :drinker:

Like a moth to a flame. :bigsmile:

tashjs21

I am going to have a tough time getting my 8 glasses in today. Good thing I had 2 down before reading this. :drinker:

sassycat

There is always some "bad" news on the "healthy" foods, in this case--water. You will die eating healthy and/or you will die not eating healthy.

So, it is strictly up to you on what you want to put in your body---whatever makes you feel good. If you are watching calories, isn't it hard to have a "good" alcoholic drink??

age1389

No wonder everyone keeps telling me I'm full of sh**t:laugh:
Bring on the wine:drinker:

msarro

Beer = Proof God loves us and wants us to be happy

laurenk182004

I am almost positive I've seen this exact post a few months ago...lol but I love it, so was happy to read it again! lol

thalli1

Does this mean we have to drink more than 8 glasses of wine a day now?:drinker:

Shannon023

Does this mean we have to drink more than 8 glasses of wine a day now?:drinker:

"now"????

BlazinEmerald

Does this mean we have to drink more than 8 glasses of wine a day now?:drinker:

yes, yes it does and an extra glass for every 20 lbs over weight you are :laugh:

Gittin my drink on :drinker:

mommared53

:sad: :sad: :sad: What a crappy time to be a tea totaler! :sad: :sad: :sad: