Northeast Snow Diary
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Probably been posted before but just trying to find some amusement in our unending winter from hell this year.
Northeast Snow Diary
AUG. 1
Moved to our new home in the northeast It is so beautiful here. The landscape is so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see it covered with snow. I LOVE IT HERE
OCT. 14
The northeast is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turning all different colors. I love the shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the hills and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most peaceful animals on earth. This must be paradise. I LOVE IT HERE.
NOV. 11
Deer season will open soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such an elegant creature. The very symbol of peace and tranquility. Hope it will snow soon. I LOVE IT HERE.
DEC. 2
It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed in white. It looked like a postcard. Went outside and cleaned snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight today (I won). When the snowplow came by we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. Mother Nature in perfect harmony. I LOVE IT HERE.
DEC. 12
More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick again that rascal). A winter wonderland. I LOVE IT HERE.
DEC. 19
Snowed again last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work this time. I'm exhausted from shoveling. Stupid Snowplow!
DEC. 22
More of that white crap fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow hides around the corner and waits until I'm done shoveling. That SOB!
DEC. 25
"White Christmas" my busted butt. More damn snow. If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-b**** who drives that snowplow, I swear I will castrate the idiot. Don't know why they don't use more salt on this freaking ice.
DEC. 28
More of the same crap last night. Been inside since Christmas day except for when "Snowplow Harry" comes by. Can't go anywhere. The car is buried in a mountain of white crap. The weatherman says expect another 10 inches of this stuff tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10 inches is?
JAN. 1
Happy Friggin New Year. The weatherman was wrong (AGAIN). We got 34 miserable inches of snow this time. At this rate it won't melt until the 4th of July. The snowplow got stuck down the road and crap for brains had the nerve to come to the door and ask to borrow my shovel. I told him I broke 6 shovels already, shoveling out the crap he plowed into my driveway. I broke the 7th shovel over his head.
JAN. 4
Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back a deer ran out in front of the car and I hit the *****. Did about $3,000.00 damage to the car. Wish the hunters would have killed them all last November.
MAY 3
Took the car to the garage in town today. Would you believe the body is rotting away from all the rotten salt they keep dumping all over the roads. It really looks like a piece of junk
MAY 10
Moved to North Carolina today. I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would want to live in the God forsaken northeast.
Northeast Snow Diary
AUG. 1
Moved to our new home in the northeast It is so beautiful here. The landscape is so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see it covered with snow. I LOVE IT HERE
OCT. 14
The northeast is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turning all different colors. I love the shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the hills and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most peaceful animals on earth. This must be paradise. I LOVE IT HERE.
NOV. 11
Deer season will open soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such an elegant creature. The very symbol of peace and tranquility. Hope it will snow soon. I LOVE IT HERE.
DEC. 2
It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed in white. It looked like a postcard. Went outside and cleaned snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight today (I won). When the snowplow came by we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. Mother Nature in perfect harmony. I LOVE IT HERE.
DEC. 12
More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick again that rascal). A winter wonderland. I LOVE IT HERE.
DEC. 19
Snowed again last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work this time. I'm exhausted from shoveling. Stupid Snowplow!
DEC. 22
More of that white crap fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow hides around the corner and waits until I'm done shoveling. That SOB!
DEC. 25
"White Christmas" my busted butt. More damn snow. If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-b**** who drives that snowplow, I swear I will castrate the idiot. Don't know why they don't use more salt on this freaking ice.
DEC. 28
More of the same crap last night. Been inside since Christmas day except for when "Snowplow Harry" comes by. Can't go anywhere. The car is buried in a mountain of white crap. The weatherman says expect another 10 inches of this stuff tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10 inches is?
JAN. 1
Happy Friggin New Year. The weatherman was wrong (AGAIN). We got 34 miserable inches of snow this time. At this rate it won't melt until the 4th of July. The snowplow got stuck down the road and crap for brains had the nerve to come to the door and ask to borrow my shovel. I told him I broke 6 shovels already, shoveling out the crap he plowed into my driveway. I broke the 7th shovel over his head.
JAN. 4
Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back a deer ran out in front of the car and I hit the *****. Did about $3,000.00 damage to the car. Wish the hunters would have killed them all last November.
MAY 3
Took the car to the garage in town today. Would you believe the body is rotting away from all the rotten salt they keep dumping all over the roads. It really looks like a piece of junk
MAY 10
Moved to North Carolina today. I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would want to live in the God forsaken northeast.
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LOL and AMEN!!!! Raised there and moved South! :bigsmile:0
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Love it, I live in KY and I hate the snow. REALLY looking forward to Spring. Thanks for the post, laughter is good for the soul!0
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Snowing outside right now,pretty much everyone is kind of
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It's pretty when it first falls. After that, snow is just a pain. Thanks for the laugh.0 -
Uhhhhh I know this all too well :laugh:0
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LOL Thanks! I have lived in the Midwest all my life and just want to get out!!!... I hate the snow... wish I could view it from a postcard!!
LOL.. the snow plow guy, that is SOOOoooo true! .. damn him0 -
Oh, this just made my day!! I live in NE Ohio and we have sooooo much snow! I actually broke my second shovel last night trying to dig out the end of the driveway after a plow came through and burried me in AGAIN!! I think you've been spying on me:laugh:0
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I think the first person that I hear declare it is too hot when/if summer ever gets here may not survive the encounter.
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this is why i live in the desert.0
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