Daily Rant...

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  • BrianJLamb
    BrianJLamb Posts: 239 Member
    Rants:
    Why does single serve oatmeal have so much sugar in it. Someone please invent oatmeal with fruits and nuts and spices and whatever minus the sugar so I can add my own.
    Why do they make fat free coffee creamer and sugar free coffee creamer, but not sugar-free, fat-free coffee creamer?
    Why do 'health food' stores very often carry tons of fad diet garbage and weight loss supplements and minimal food?
    Why are people constantly trying to convince me that there are healthy options at Burger King? I don't NEED to go to that place and if I was, why would I want the healthy option??
    Can anyone suggest a good pair of running shoes? Every pair I buy jerks my ankle and has me unable to run after 2 days of use. I need something that rolls on the heel!!
    Dance Dance Revolution is NOT dancing.
    I wish my fiance had the same understanding as me regarding what is healthy and what is not.
    Brown rice = healthy. Rice-a-roni = not healthy.
    Why do people think that drinking 3 glasses of water a day is enough...no the water in your coffee does NOT count.
    Don't complain to me about not losing weight even though you have been going to the gym for 6 months when you either follow your workout with a slice of sicilian or potstickers.
    Unless you are morbidly obese, walking around the mall is not exercise.
    I don't care what anyone says, mozzarella cheese sticks are not the best protein source one should come up with for a mid day snack.

    Raves:
    Forget it...I just pissed myself off. I'm done.
  • kendradl
    kendradl Posts: 595 Member
    yep I'm in alberta too, and it's damn cold...people drive down the freeway like it's the Autobon...when in reality it's an ice covered death trap. I'm sick of winter, I'm sick of having to work out in my basement, I'm sick of the bland food I keep eating because I don't know how to cook. I'm tired of taking care of my step-son by myself, I'm tired of being broke and renting a stupid townhouse. I'm tired of my neighbours pounding around at all hours of the night, screaming at each other in Manderine. I'm over all really pissy today. I can't wait for Saturday, I get a hot date with my fiance, kid free! Maybe the egg donar will step up to the plate finally and take her freakin' son! Child support would be nice to but that's just a fantasy.

    Where in Alberta are you?
  • Still_Sossy
    Still_Sossy Posts: 868 Member
    My rant today...there are not enough shower scenes in movies anymore!

    Are you looking to get this thread locked like my yesterday one ?? LOL

    Now wait that ride got to be fun once porn was mentioned! lol.
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  • Wendi_S
    Wendi_S Posts: 489 Member


    my husband goo-ed up the TOP sheet last night after our noctournal activities and it hit me in the small of the back

    I'd rather have it on the sheet than my hair... just sayin ;-)
  • Wendi_S
    Wendi_S Posts: 489 Member
    My rant today...there are not enough shower scenes in movies anymore!

    Are you looking to get this thread locked like my yesterday one ?? LOL

    Now wait that ride got to be fun once porn was mentioned! lol.

    Can't believe it got locked at the mention of twizzlers :wink: :laugh: :mad:
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member


    my husband goo-ed up the TOP sheet last night after our noctournal activities and it hit me in the small of the back

    I'd rather have it on the sheet than my hair... just sayin ;-)
    The secret is getting busy...on her side. Just sayin'.
  • Sumo813
    Sumo813 Posts: 566 Member
    My rant for the day is that I just wish people could learn how to park. Ugh. If I can park nearly perfect backing in, there is no earthly reason why someone else pulling in forward can't park perfectly straight, and not on the line. Sometimes I'd love to just sink a knee right into the door. >=]
  • My rant today...there are not enough shower scenes in movies anymore!

    Are you looking to get this thread locked like my yesterday one ?? LOL

    lol:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Sumo813
    Sumo813 Posts: 566 Member


    my husband goo-ed up the TOP sheet last night after our noctournal activities and it hit me in the small of the back

    I'd rather have it on the sheet than my hair... just sayin ;-)
    :devil: :embarassed: :bigsmile:
  • Sumo813
    Sumo813 Posts: 566 Member
    My rant today...there are not enough shower scenes in movies anymore!

    I agree with the caveat that they must contain 6' 6" tall men with hard muscles and sensuous lips..and be straight...

    in other words, gratuitous Ryan Reynolds? :laugh:

    lol :) I'm on the fence about Ryan Reynolds..he confuses me. Huge arms...snarky man face? LOL. He's definitely handsome for sure, maybe he could make his massive muscles a little ..more tamed haha.

    I will never be able to see him as anyone other than the guy from 2 Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place. No matter how badass he might be as Deadpool, or Hannibal (blade Trinity).
  • My rant for the day is that I just wish people could learn how to park. Ugh. If I can park nearly perfect backing in, there is no earthly reason why someone else pulling in forward can't park perfectly straight, and not on the line. Sometimes I'd love to just sink a knee right into the door. >=]

    I'm sorry Sumo, you must have parked near one of my tribe. We, those that can drive awesomely on any highway or in heavy traffic, but cannot park perfectly. I suck at parking! My husband laments over all of our vehicles that bear the scars of my lack of spatial perfection. We of my tribe of parking fools, apologize!
  • CorydonCutie
    CorydonCutie Posts: 185 Member
    My husband's car door was frozen shut this morning and then, once he got it open, it wouldn't close!!! I had to go out and help him try to fix it. Did I mention my husband left for work this morning at 4 freakin' 30???? Luckily I was finally able to go back to sleep for a bit before my alarm went off, but it was a little hard after standing out in 20 degree weather with just my pj's on holding a flash light for him.

    On the plus side, I got a sincere thank you and another kiss out of the deal.
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member


    my husband goo-ed up the TOP sheet last night after our noctournal activities and it hit me in the small of the back

    I'd rather have it on the sheet than my hair... just sayin ;-)

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Yes!
  • VictorianJade
    VictorianJade Posts: 705 Member
    It's 8:41. I have had about two weeks of very little sleep. All I want to do at this moment is just die on my pillow.

    SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP
  • Daisy374
    Daisy374 Posts: 539 Member
    I overslept this morning by 15 min! Still got to work on time, so not so bad I guess

    I didn't eat the best dinner last night after working out so I am mad at myself this morning

    My car is making a funny noise, my friend last night said my brakes sound like they are grinding... UGH! I have enough bills right now!!!!
  • HMKan
    HMKan Posts: 472 Member
    my husband goo-ed up the TOP sheet last night after our noctournal activities and it hit me in the small of the back

    the wet spot.

    lololololol

    Costco sized boxes of baby wipes in the nightstand . Yea baby.
  • It's definitley a RAVE when I can reflect on Dwayne Johnson (AKA The Rock) just getting out of the shower in "Walking Tall" and coming into his old room with just a pair of jeans on. Very nice!

    A RANT: Friends who aren't supportive because they don't think that me working out sometimes up to two times a day is "realistic". They have told me that I will not be able to keep this up, and I"m only setting myself up to fail despite that when I wasn't "working out", I was riding 15 miles to work every day, then coming home to play tennis or volleyball. But yeah, they're the experts of course..As they are telling me this, they tell me to hold on because they gotta order their drive thru crap.
  • HMKan
    HMKan Posts: 472 Member
    My rant today...there are not enough shower scenes in movies anymore!

    I agree with the caveat that they must contain 6' 6" tall men with hard muscles and sensuous lips..and be straight...

    in other words, gratuitous Ryan Reynolds? :laugh:

    lol :) I'm on the fence about Ryan Reynolds..he confuses me. Huge arms...snarky man face? LOL. He's definitely handsome for sure, maybe he could make his massive muscles a little ..more tamed haha.

    I will never be able to see him as anyone other than the guy from 2 Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place. No matter how badass he might be as Deadpool, or Hannibal (blade Trinity).

    I TOTALLY forgot he was in that. Wow.


  • my husband goo-ed up the TOP sheet last night after our noctournal activities and it hit me in the small of the back

    I'd rather have it on the sheet than my hair... just sayin ;-)
    The secret is getting busy...on her side. Just sayin'.

    pffft! *SMACK*
  • i WANT A SMOKE
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    The young girl in front of me at the gym. The one with the perfect body and tramp stamp and almost butt-cleavage in her cropped top and low rise yoga pants. The one with perfect, thick, shiny, long hair who isn't even working up enough of a sweat to bother putting it in a pony tail. The one who isn't so much using the elliptical as she is posing on it, occasionally shifting her weight from side to side, while texting on her iPhone.

    At least go stand in front of a guy so he can enjoy the view! I don't like being jealous.
  • Wendi_S
    Wendi_S Posts: 489 Member
    The young girl in front of me at the gym. The one with the perfect body and tramp stamp and almost butt-cleavage in her cropped top and low rise yoga pants. The one with perfect, thick, shiny, long hair who isn't even working up enough of a sweat to bother putting it in a pony tail. The one who isn't so much using the elliptical as she is posing on it, occasionally shifting her weight from side to side, while texting on her iPhone.

    At least go stand in front of a guy so he can enjoy the view! I don't like being jealous.

    Best rant so far today!!!!!
  • I WANT MY HUSBAND TO COME HOME! I MISS HIM AND HE HARDLY EVER TALKS TO ME ANYMORE.
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
    It annoys me when I see a different success story posted by the same person week after week after week congratulating every tiny achievement. :noway:

    Maybe I'm just jealous. :ohwell:
  • AdamATGATT
    AdamATGATT Posts: 573 Member
    Drivers in the HOV lane who 1) only go as fast as the traffic in the non-HOV lane, and 2) brake every single time the traffic in the non-HOV lane brakes. YOU ARE IN THE HOV LANE. ACT LIKE IT!

    Pedestriations who do not understand that the flashing "hand" sign on cross-walk signs means 1) if you're in the cross-walk when it starts flashing, continue to cross, 2) if you are not yet in the cross-walk and it starts flashing, DON'T CROSS! I will hit you with my motorcycle or car, or come close enough that when I blare my airhorns, I get both of your feet off the ground and/or make you dive out of the way.

    When driving...the left lane(s) are for passing. If you cannot pass the vehicle in the lane to the right within 30 seconds, and there is traffic behind that can, get back over and then try when everyone else has gone. Also...increasing your speed by 5 mph for all of the 10 seconds it takes to pass the car isn't going to kill you. You are a hell of a lot safer passing another vehicle at a slightly higher speed for a shorter duration of time than you are passing that same vehicle over an extended period of time at a slower speed.

    Check your blind spots! Turn your f'ing heads around! It's not hard. Just do it. You may actually safe a life.

    Argh!

    Okay, I feel better.
  • Wendi_S
    Wendi_S Posts: 489 Member
    Drivers in the HOV lane who 1) only go as fast as the traffic in the non-HOV lane, and 2) brake every single time the traffic in the non-HOV lane brakes. YOU ARE IN THE HOV LANE. ACT LIKE IT!

    Pedestriations who do not understand that the flashing "hand" sign on cross-walk signs means 1) if you're in the cross-walk when it starts flashing, continue to cross, 2) if you are not yet in the cross-walk and it starts flashing, DON'T CROSS! I will hit you with my motorcycle or car, or come close enough that when I blare my airhorns, I get both of your feet off the ground and/or make you dive out of the way.

    When driving...the left lane(s) are for passing. If you cannot pass the vehicle in the lane to the right within 30 seconds, and there is traffic behind that can, get back over and then try when everyone else has gone. Also...increasing your speed by 5 mph for all of the 10 seconds it takes to pass the car isn't going to kill you. You are a hell of a lot safer passing another vehicle at a slightly higher speed for a shorter duration of time than you are passing that same vehicle over an extended period of time at a slower speed.

    Check your blind spots! Turn your f'ing heads around! It's not hard. Just do it. You may actually safe a life.

    Argh!

    Okay, I feel better.

    You just described 90% of Massachusetts drivers!!!!! I am so with you on each and every one!!! UGH!!!! If you don't know how to drive- take the bus!!!
  • Wendi_S
    Wendi_S Posts: 489 Member
    I WANT MY HUSBAND TO COME HOME! I MISS HIM AND HE HARDLY EVER TALKS TO ME ANYMORE.

    :-( My husband works a lot - I miss adult conversations- when he comes home I'm ready to talk yet he is tired of talking all day....
  • scagneti
    scagneti Posts: 707 Member
    I'm so cold at work and I don't know why. The heat is on -- I can feel it, but it's only 73 in here (which is warm enough to not shake, but could be warmer!). Every time the only person in the office who likes it cold gets up, one of us adds a couple of clicks of heat on the digital thermometer, but my hands are freezing and can't get warm. I think I caught a chill or something. So people are telling me to drink the 150 calorie a cup of brown sugar water known as hot chocolate (I don't like tea or coffee). I just might so I can stop shivering.
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    rant Ive had 2 hours sleep my head has been hurting since yesterday afternoon,my tummy hurts,my hubbys in the hospital (and being a cranky snapping poo poo head) my dog still has really bad gas and its to cold to open the window.it seems like every car next to me just had to be "bumping thier music" making the headache even worse
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