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Confucius Says

icandoit
icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
edited September 2024 in Health and Weight Loss
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who run in
front of car get tired.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who run behind
car get exhausted.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man with hand in
pocket feel cocky all day.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Foolish man give
wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright
organ.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man with one
chopstick go hungry.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who scratch *kitten*
should not bite fingernails.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who eat many
prunes get good run for money.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Baseball is wrong:
man with four balls cannot walk.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
War does not
determine who is right, war determine who is
left.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Wife who put
husband in doghouse soon find him in
cathouse.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fight with
wife all day get no piece at night.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
It take many nails
to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who drive like
hell, bound to get there.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who stand on
toilet is high on pot.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who live in
glass house should change clothes in
basement.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fish in
other man's well often catch crabs.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fart in
church sit in own pew.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Crowded elevator
smell different to midget.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Replies

  • icandoit
    icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Man who run in
    front of car get tired.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Man who run behind
    car get exhausted.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Man with hand in
    pocket feel cocky all day.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Foolish man give
    wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright
    organ.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Man with one
    chopstick go hungry.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Man who scratch *kitten*
    should not bite fingernails.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Man who eat many
    prunes get good run for money.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Baseball is wrong:
    man with four balls cannot walk.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    War does not
    determine who is right, war determine who is
    left.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Wife who put
    husband in doghouse soon find him in
    cathouse.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Man who fight with
    wife all day get no piece at night.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    It take many nails
    to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Man who drive like
    hell, bound to get there.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Man who stand on
    toilet is high on pot.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Man who live in
    glass house should change clothes in
    basement.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Man who fish in
    other man's well often catch crabs.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Man who fart in
    church sit in own pew.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Crowded elevator
    smell different to midget.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
    LOL omg that last one...ewwww LMBO...

    hugs renee I miss you girly!!!
    :laugh: :flowerforyou:
    Ali
  • icandoit
    icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
    LOL omg that last one...ewwww LMBO...

    hugs renee I miss you girly!!!
    :laugh: :flowerforyou:
    Ali

    I have been around. Just really busy right now.:heart:
  • Man who go to bed with itchy butt
    wake up with smelly finger
    :laugh:

    Heidi
  • msarro
    msarro Posts: 2,748 Member
    Man who walk through door sideways with erection going to Bangkok.
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: You guys are crazy!!
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