Why women gain weight (Tongue in Cheek) Ha ha ha

heatherslosingit

With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, so it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we are not heavy , we are enormously cultured, educated and happy. Beginning today, when I look at my *kitten* in the mirror I will think, "Good grief, look ...how smart I am, I must be a genius!!" ~ Ladies, if you agree with me... leave a comment

Kirstie_C26

love it!!! hahaha

carolyne2

Oh so true hun, I'm surprised it's been kept secret for so long.

LorinaLynn

Ha! :laugh:

I have a friend who, when he was little, thought women grew boobies because they didn't fart.

Sadly, this also explains why my cup doesn't runneth over.

mommared53

I too am a genius. Just l look at my stomach! :laugh: :laugh:

Kityngirl

Does that mean I'm losing my wisdom?? :noway: :laugh:

heatherslosingit

pmsl... well done you